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more about #lizaminnelli more comments → Snowbunny: Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade. Poetry is for poets, H... more » AfroJezeBella: WTF @ P. Diddy? Why does that sound like attempted rape? more » la.donna.pietra: Hmm. Sinead is making sense again. more » Scoithniamh: I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus. Therefore,... more » Lolita Hazed: "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term. more » frozengrapes: If possible (as in, if I had a vagina...) I would probably try to get preggers with Tiger Woods' baby, too. That would set you for life... more » RenoMartini: My six year old recently penned a poem for homework, and it went like this: My cat is fat My cat is big My cat is not a pig! It makes more sense, an... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child r... more » TransFat: Oh shit, Team Cher is going to be pissed. more » tallgirl-in-heels: Pierce, justice can only be served swiftly if Polanski actually faces it. And it's been noted that your heart goes out to everyone but his victim. more » History Major: A woman who slept with another womans husband repeatedly over the course of many years is worried about her reputation as being mistaken for a hooker?... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: That thing with Diddy is kind of freaking me out! Was he sexually abused to then act out that way? more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: So...did Tiger not even wrap it up? It makes infidelity so much worse when they expose their wives to diseases, like Eliot Spitzer. more » erinna: I haven't watched Jersey Shore, but when I read that quote from Snookie, I actually HEARD it in a South Jersey "guidette" accent. So hilarious. I ca... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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#dirtbag
Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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#goodbadugly
Diva-Licious! At VH1 Divas 2009!
I always thought a "diva" was a survivor with a colorful string of lovers and struggles. And some of the VH1 Divas at the Brooklyn Academy of Music - Liza, Jennifer, Toni - definitely qualify. Miley Cyrus? Not so much. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features a sneak preview of Oprah's interview with Whitney Houston, plus Ryan Jenkins' sister, pure glamour, and Hailey Glassman blurred out of an episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8. More » -
#bookreport
Book: Michael Jackson Was Gay, A Bottom, And Had Progressive Views On Porn
While on vacation, I read Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson. Like any corny piece of crap, it contains some golden kernels (e.g. Liza Minnelli smoking pot, Mark Ronson's personal anecdotes, and interviews with Jackson's supposed gay lovers).
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#touchyfeely
A Case For Choosing Words Carefully When Remembering Michael Jackson
It's been one week since Michael Jackson's death, and in the ensuing 7 days, friends and fans have been everywhere, expressing both admiration and grief. However, such talk about how Jackson "touched" people could be misconstrued, considering recent, controversial history. -
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Jackson Family Ready To Fight For Custody Of Michael's Children
- Michael Jackson's family is reportedly ready to fight his ex-wife (and mother of two of his children) Debbie Rowe for custody, as they believe that Rowe was never truly involved and that the kids should stay "within the family."[TMZ]
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#viewaskew
Liza Serenades The View
Liza Minnelli, one of our favorite most ridiculous women, was on The View today to promote her album recorded from her limited Broadway engagement Liza's at the Palace…! We like watching whatever she does. -
#dirtbag
Oo-de-lally! Russell Crowe's Weight, Badittude Threaten To Destroy Nottingham
- Russell Crowe has gone a bit mad on the set of Nottingham, throwing the film into a state of chaos. The star is demanding re-writes and reportedly trying to get director Ridley Scott fired. [PageSix]
