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more about #lizaminelli more comments → judgingamy: So Lil Wayne... has a loaded weapon, but hasn't actually hurt anyone. Chris Brown... totally hurt someone. And yet Lil Wayne is gonna get a year behin... more » Nuckin Futz for you: Sadly I admit, I only watched Melrose place for her. I'm not a big fan of them respinning old shows. #ashleesimpson more » remedios: I love you, Buttercup. #ashleesimpson more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Dear Kelly, To say being in Playboy is every woman's dream is a mind-bogglingly idiotic statement, even for you. If it's your dream, fine. I'm glad... more » EndangeredRed: Am I missing the part of my brain that would not find that Lamar Odom quote incredibly offensive and dim-witted? I want to assume it was a joke, but..... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Teyana, I hate to nitpick, but a lot of people stood by Chris Brown's side when it happened. I lost count of how many celebrities came out and said th... more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Lamar Odom really thinks highly of himself. I know celebrities have an inflated sense of self, but kings and queens? Please. #ashleesimpson more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Attempted weapon posession? That sounds like the most ridiculous crime ever. #ashleesimpson more » RiloKilo: I like the occasional Ashlee Simpson song, but girl seriously cannot act. #ashleesimpson more » ritualtheory: "...at the end of the day, it's not right to judge someone." This is an excellent policy when it comes to, say, an unflattering outfit. Or a snippy ba... more » kookla: Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's baby has hit the genetic lottery. I can't wait to see that kid. #ashleesimpson more » NellMood: I kinda wish Salma would just own it. It's true that she doesn't look like a Fitness cover model, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a good body, ... more » Tippi Hedren: Salma, it also helps if you have the world's nicest rack. #ashleesimpson more » ZioZio: "I got choked up and several people were sobbing like a baby, but I'm not going to name names because he might be really embarrassed." There's no nee... more » vamvaki_poulaki: I hope Ashlee is relieved she doesn't have to keep pretending she's an actress. #ashleesimpson more » -
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Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
- Erin Wasson is reviving her jewelry collection as a cheaper costume line. Let's hope in addition to ditching the $1000+ price point, Wasson also abandons her unfortunate habit of claiming jewelry designer Bliss Lau's pieces as her own. [Elle UK]
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Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
- Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:
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Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split
- Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"
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Angelina Promises Return To Iraq; Amy Winehouse's Day In Court Is Done
- Angelina Jolie, as you may know, was in Baghdad yesterday. Saint Angelina walked through a makeshift settlement where 20,000 displaced Iraqis live, and said:
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Coroner: No Evidence Of Foul Play in Michael Jackson's Death; Cause Of Death "Deferred"
- Police released the 911 call made when Michael Jackson stopped breathing. Jackson's personal doctor witnessed the incident and performed CPR before going missing. In addition, officials at a press conference right now report there's no indication of foul play. [TMZ]
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