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more about #littleediebeale alioop: "I have been going out with someone for six months but he lives and works abroad and I usually go and see him" Possibly the daughter doesn't like bein... more » Eric Northman is mine: Why would she want to take her daughter on vacation with her boyfriend? Can't she let her daughter do a summer study abroad program/camp or travel wit... more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: lmao & smh @ the Lolita reference... this is GOLD! more » The HZA.: Jez, y'all are on a roll! This will be a regular feature right? more » squirrelcop: Frau Samsa: Kids bug the shit out of me. more » Snowbunny: Jack Kerouac never actually helps. Why do you keep inviting him to the bagel brunches I imagine you have to get these quotes? He's a waste of schmer... more » Mary McCarthyite: Mary McCarthy: Send the kid to camp and go to Italy alone. You'll have more sex that way. more » Trulymadlyme: Dinah Lohan: Get your kid acting lessons. That'll keep 'em busy. Demi Moore: Fuck 'em. She's just jealous. My mom: Your daughter's pissed about someth... more » sassyredhead: Once again, Kerouac and I are in total agreement! more » chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: William Shakespeare: "Verily, dress her in men's doublet and hose and behold the zany confusions that follow!" more » Penny: I LOVE THIS FEATURE. I was such a piss-ant from 12-15, but this lady sounds like a kook. more » Whiskey and Popcorn: Hunter S. Thompson: I feel the same way about your daughter as I feel about disco. AND herpes. more » andBegorrah: Don't underestimate the Asshole Radar on a single mother's teen daughter. Yes, 15-year-olds are bastards, but they often know from whence they shun. more » MarissaExplainsItAll: Sadie, you are an evil genius. I laughed so inappropriately at the Lizzie Borden advice. more » greengrey: WTF. She says her DAUGHTER is jealous? STFU crazy mom. No one cares if you're dating a "wealthy" man and your daughter is acting like a normal teen. T... more » Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller: Please make this a regular feature. Please. more » Her Grace: SNOWED IN: I...am having mom issues lately. Am starting to suspect I am not the only one with legit, diagnosable mental health conditions in this family. Somet... more » BytheSea: I can identify with your statement about the stages of grieving. Accepting that my mother has narcicistic personality disorder meant losing a lot. I l... more » LoSpaz: My mother is great. My problem is my mother-in-law. "Mentally ill manipulator" describes her perfectly. She's paranoid, depressed, and the best guilt-... more » avocadosaredelicious: reading all these comments makes me sad, but grateful I'm not alone. It also makes me want to finally seek the counseling I've considered for years i... more » -
#askdorothyparker
"How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
The writer may have asked The Spectator's "Mary." We asked a bunch of dead people! More » -
#motherlode
How Not To Become Mom When Mom Is A Mentally-Ill Manipulator
Just in time for Mother's Day (May 10): Stories of madness, control, and thwarted ambition. She'll love it! More »
