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more about #lisasimpson robyngraves: This is stupid, you guys. Wicca isn't just about "the goddess." There's usually a male AND female god, names get chosen by the worshipper, and somet... more » Cam/ron: I had a huge belly laugh when Patty brought up her sexual escapade with Kent Brockman after 9/11 - two college friends of mine oddly did the same thin... more » Literatilisa: Can we mention the quip Marge had at the end of the episode? "Lisa, now the only witch you need to worry about is which man will marry you!" more » tiredfairy: I've known a lot of Wiccan's and pagans (no, they are not the same) and though I know I should be all put out...that was pretty damn funny. Bart forg... more » sbarlow: What the hell is the point of this article other than to utilize someone's religious affiliation as a punch line? Oh, Haha, she's a Wiccan... so she'l... more » lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: I am so effin SICK TO DEATH of all the stereotypes and misinformation spread in popular culture about pagans. more » JinxyMcDeath: It's interesting how little people know about Wiccans. I had a friend in HS who was Wiccan, so I happened to learn a lot about it awhile back. But, ... more » LexiD523: I'm just disappointed that there is no Wiccapedia in real life. more » rdVark: am i going crazy or is there a guy laughing maniacally in the background of that clip? more » eatsshootsleaves: And here I thought the only step was being a fourteen-year-old on the verge of discovering her homosexuality! more » LilSpitfire: He also forgot the "owns lots of cats" part~ more » foxiwiitch: Ahhh!! Its about time someone spent some time making fun of Wiccans!! I personally am a Wiccan and dispite being young, a healthy eater with no intere... more » Triphena: "At least they left out "grow hair so long you can sit on it and add a purple streak." Ha! There's a Wiccan family in my town, and not only does the ... more » History Major: I enjoyed this episode for the most part but something seems a bit off about The Simpsons as of late. more » SUNNY1: Well, seeing as Lisa never actually grows, she might want to hit Wicca now. Though, I'm not so sure about the career disappointment. I thought she wa... more » frugal: I know a Lisa and she is pretty, street smart and butchers the english language, libarry, being one of my personal favorite cuts. #lisa more » indeedso: (melissamelissamelissamelissame...) Hopefully my light-gray status will facilitate my subliminal message. #lisa more » ElleL: I was hoping for Luci/y! Ah well, not as common a name as Lisa. I went to high school with a Lisa that I still talk to, and she is very laid back ... more » ClockOnTheStove: My younger sister is a Lisa. She is the most lovely mix of wit, brawn, skills, and creativity....with a tit more unicorn dust than the average bear. ... more » gherkinfiend: I love this feature. Names are so different in the US. Lisa isn't particularly common here in the UK and I think of it as such a perky and fun All Ame... more » -
#clips
The Simpsons: Lisa Meets Wiccans
Last night, the usually-skeptical Lisa Simpson fell in with some Wiccan girls, and while the witch hunt plot is tired, this clip has some choice quotes, like Bart's cruel analysis of the life decisions that lead a woman to Wicca. More » -
#thenamegame
L Is For Lisa, Whose Looks Are Deceiving
The name Lisa conjures up visions of lip gloss and My Little Ponies, but Lisas aren't necessarily ditsy — even if they sometimes seem that way.
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#herstories
The Simpsons: Feminist Revisions
On last night's episode, Marge got Lisa a manicure to show her that women can be smart and "pretty". The two swapped versions of stories about Queen Elizabeth I, Snow White and The Fountainhead. -
#meangirls
Lonely Lisa Simpson Tries Out Popular-Girl Tactics
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Homer learned that Lisa is a loner at school, and dedicated his time to making her more popular, with the help of the book Chicks With Cliques. More » -
#thesimpsons
The Internet Depresses Lisa Simpson
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Lisa browsed the internet and developed "environment-related despair." To help her out of her depression, Lisa's shrink put her on the wonder drug Ignorital. -
#lezebels
Lisa Simpson On Why "Gay" As An Insult Doesn't Work
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, our feminist hero Lisa explains why calling someone or something "gay" isn't insulting. More » -
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#clips
Lisa Simpson Gets A Best Friend In Emily Blunt
On last night's episode of The Simpsons (the first new one in over a month), Lisa met a like-minded girl named Juliet (Emily Blunt) at an after-school program and the two became fast friends. More »
