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more about #lisarinna sparkelss: It's Coco's world. We just live in it. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why do I have a feeling that Coco is going to have serious health problems later on in life? more » Slim: In regard to Coco's butt: I think we have finally located Sir Mix-A-lot's source of inspiration. more » pesematology: Yoko Ono is love. more » ChickyOnly: Just wanted to share since there are so many Coco-lovers on here that I've met Coco (and Ice) and she's lovely and sweet in person. They were at the a... more » midwesternmom: So, all I have to do to get a bubble-butt like Coco's is work out in stripper heels? I am off to the mall (the strip mall, that is). more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Wow, Stephanie! That IS really weird! ZOMG! more » Tippi Hedren: I bet Coco and T have a great relationship. I love those two. more » nude agenda: if only bill maher didn't have a computer more » John Wayne Is Big Leggy: I had to know know more about the butt, so I did some research. Thoughts? [famousplastic.com] more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Last night, at my salsa class, the instructor made us do partner squats (in heels!) to make a point about balance. My legs are KILLING me today. I c... more » limber: Aw. Simon Pegg, that's how I feel about Christmasy London, too. Sniff. [...cough] more » Penny: I would totally fuck Peaches. She's my huge girl crush. Love her like a million stars. more » Penny: Seriously, Coco's ass has to be one of the World's Wonders. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Considering I am the only person I know that does not think Larry David or anything he does is all that funny, it is a blessing that he is sans computer. more » TurtleSpeak: Coco is proof that butt implants can do more for your ass than squats. You don't need perfect form when you've got a couple of slabs of silicone in yo... more » RoughHouser: Coco, I can tell you, as a former certified personal trainer, that doing squats without proper flat-footing (especially raised heels) can cause seriou... more » sableized (sister europe): I for one would like to request that Yoko Ono's tweets are MANDATED from now on. Like, no Tweet Beats without a little Yoko. The woman is a logician's... more » seitzk004: I'm pretty amazed that this kind of headline/commentary is happening on Jezebel. I really thought that this was the kind of thing reserved for Gawker ... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I am irrationally irritated by Lisa Rinna not putting an apostrophe in "Spellings". YOU HAD ENOUGH CHARACTERS FOR AN APOSTROPHE, LISA RINNA! /overly ... more » -
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Ice-T's Wife's Butt Is A Sight To Behold
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T's wife Coco posts a picture of her rear, Jessica Simpson is pissed that Star dragged her into Tiger Woods' mess, and Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub has written a book of her own. More » -
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Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
Today in Tweet Beat, Stephanie Pratt knows where she is, Sarah Palin is thankful that Americans are the "most free people on earth," and Kelly Bensimon loves real people, whether they're fictional or not. More » -
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Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey. More » -
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Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
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Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Bob Saget remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, Jane Fonda is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds Hugh Hefner—and us—how freaking old he is. More » -
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Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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Is Yoko Ono Talking About Vaginas?
Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono proposes a positive body image exercise, Kate Major is happy that Jon Gosselin is being sued, and Scott Baio announces that he is both a Republican and a friend of Glenn Beck. More » -
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Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth's mom breaks into his house to leave him home-cooked meals, Stephanie Pratt is reading a book, and Elizabeth Taylor needs your prayers. More » -
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Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar. More » -
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Jon Gosselin Makes Important Announcement About Hailey Glassman
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love clears up a Page Six item about herself, Miley Cyrus wants to dance for Jesus, and Lindsay gets snarky with Sam. -
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Chris Brown Tweets About Community Service
Today in Tweet Beat, Rachel Zoe meets Barbara Walters, Joe Simpson tries to be young, and Kourtney Kardashian is so pregnant she can't see her vagina anymore. More » -
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Celebs React To Kanye At The VMAs
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Chris Brown, Pink, Katy Perry, Jenna Jameson, and Ricky Martin all turn to Twitter to weigh in on Kanye West's behavior at last night's VMAs. More » -
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Adrianne Curry Is A Professional Weed Smoker
Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler bought a quote book, Steven Seagal endorses his energy drink, Carrie Prejean is busy writing a book, and Kim Zolciak's pathetic Twitter climbing finally pays off! More » -
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Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
- After partying at a local bar, Jon Gosselin reportedly brought a 23-year-old cocktail waitress back to his apartment over the garage of his Pennsylvania home. She left the next morning wearing the same outfit. Jon claims she's just the babysitter.
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Clothes Are Possessed With Evil At Orphan Premiere
When you hear the words "Orphan premiere at the Mann Village Theater," you're probably expecting freaky kids and chills. But shirtless dudes? Leather pants? Kim Kardashian? That's a whole different kind of scary. More » -
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Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
- Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday on July 10, which is especially tragic because she had planned a Barbie and Ken themed party.
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What Exactly Was The Dress Code At The Lakers Victory Party?
Hey! It's the Los Angeles Laker's official championship victory party at Club Nokia! So let's all...dress somberly? And invite Kathy Hilton? (And, you know, Nicky and Garcelle and Audrina.) Woot! More » -
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No Babies For Britney Or Aniston; Authorities Investigate Suleman Household
- Britney Spears is denying that she is pregnant with her third child after Ryan Seacrest announced on his radio show that a "reliable source" told him she was. "She's absolutely not pregnant," said Britney's spokesman.
