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more about #lisakudrow more comments → sweetnsassy2: The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness more » freewrite: Thank you, JEZEBEEEEELLLLLLLLL! more » LatestBy: This is art. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell. Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Re... more » Snowbunny: I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people. more » Penny: I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this." Yeah, I loved it. more » femme-bot: When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!? more » wishing upon: I borrow my mom's Oprah Show 20th anniversary DVD occasionally, and I gotta say, it's better than a damn self-help book. I'm gonna miss you Oprah! more » beautifullittlefool: can we talk about the sweater she is wearing in the tom cruise 1988 bit? and by talk, i mean, holy f-ing best sweater evvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrr.... more » RousseMacabre: Best thing about the Oprah Show. LLLIIIIIIIIIZZ LLLEEEMMMOONNN!!! more » kookla: I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE!... more » Anna: We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever: [jezebel.com] more » lobstr: Awesome compilation! Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was th... more » TexasCrude: Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs? more » this_charming_one: There should be an iPhone app where you record your name and then have a playback of Oprah screaming it like in the videos. Hey, there's an app to so... more » -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
- John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"
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#dirtbagafterdark
Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
- In an interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Hailey Glassman says her boyfriend Jon Gosselin will "take his anger out on me... He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
- Kanye West new life of humility isn't off to a good start. Over the weekend at Common's benefit show in Hollywood he threw a fit when he wasn't offered food backstage and saw another man eating chicken.
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#goodbadugly
Attire All Over The Place At "Rock A Little, Feed A Lot" Benefit
Stars like Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher and Alanis Morissette were confused about what to wear to the Rock A Little, Feed A Lot benefit concert in L.A. last night. Fancy or casual? LBD or ill-filling trousers? Tuxedo or plaid shirt!?!?!?! More » -
#fakefriends
Sitting Down With Your TV Friends? Well, Phoebe Says You're Fat
A new study indicates that women who watched Friends reported "the segment had a significantly adverse effect on the participants' satisfaction with their own appearance" and weight. They were always silently judging you from beyond the screen! [Physorg.com] -
#dirtbag
Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Joe Confirms Michael Has Another Son; Is Rachel McAdams' Sister Having Jude Law's Baby?
- Joe Jackson says the rumors that Michael Jackson has a secret son, 25-year-old Omer Bhatti (not pictured!), are true. "I knew he had another son, yes I did," said Joe.
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#goodbadugly
OutFest Film Festival: Nights In Pastel Satin
The Orpheum Theatre's opening night gala for 2009 Outfest, the annual queer film festival, featured the Lane-Brolins, the Soto-Bratts, Lisa Kudrow, Chaz Bono, Christina Ricci, dad-rock jeans, and a whole lot of tight satin. More » -
#dirtbag
Angela Chase Is Totally Getting Married Or Whatever
- Claire Danes and her boyfriend, actor Hugh Dancy, are engaged to be married. Both Jordan Catalano and Brian Krakow are extremely bummed right now. No word yet on how Tino feels about all this, though.[People]
