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more about #lisajackson more comments → Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: "Ugh, MEN. Tell me about it, sister. I mean, Kim Jong Il-- don't even get me started! Hey, can we get another round of cosmos over here?" more » BAngieB: There are seven of them, huh? Let's give them dwarf names instead. more » Flackette Goes Retro: Can the national media please quit acting like 51% of the population is a fucking special interest group and demographic minority? more » bluebears: It sort of makes sense, if you replace "are still waiting for their first girls' night out on the town" with "are still waiting to be treated like hum... more » saintbernadette: Please, please, please let them go to Applebee's. more » bluebears: I'm just going to go ahead and blame Sex and the City for this nonsense. more » mbprice: And when they do, all the men will have a Guys' Night and bring over cases of beer and play poker and smoke cigars and Rahm will inevitably have secre... more » R_Claw: But! There were only four characters on Sex and the City?!?!?! How are they going to have a night on the town, are there going to be two Samanthas, tw... more » morninggloria: They can all get together and talk about how they have vaginas! more » AthertonMerriweather: They'll have to wait until Tuesday. Obama says so: [www.theonion.com] more » Mary McCarthyite: You know this will involve mani-pedis, appletinis, table-dancing, and concluding with a naked pillowfight. 'Cause that's what girls do. Trust. more » Dodgergirl: omg, but then, like, who are they all talking to about their boy problems?! more » angelheadedhipster: I'm trying to picture them all out and what I'm seeing is alternately awesome and terribly awkward. more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Okay, while pondering how to express my thoughts on this, an image of "Puke In My Mouth" featuring the lovely women and also Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh,... more » beastybeatsy: No, Im sorry, these are grown women, intelligent, educated and powerful women. They are not 'girls', you patronising news-idiots. Grr. more » -
#sisterhoodisnoble
The Seven Sisters
"...the women of the administration are still waiting for their first girls' night out on the town," 'reports' US News. Oh really? Looks like someone made up a "story", then bothered Janet Napolitano - who certainly has more important things to do - for comment. Forced sistertude! [US News] -
#newsat10
Paterson To Appoint Gillibrand; Obamas Are Fisting Enthusiasts
New York Governor David Paterson is about to appoint Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand to Hillary Clinton's Senate seat, the right is obsessed with fisting and there's new evidence that racism isn't confined to the South. More » -
#newsat10
The Other Women In Obama's Cabinet Are Also Kicking Ass
Lisa Jackson, Obama's EPA nominee, is only the latest woman to take no prisoners in her confirmation hearing but she won't be the last if Janet Napolitano has anything to say. The men, however... More » -
#newsroundup
Barack Obama Elected President Again!
- Enough states' electors have cast ballots for Obama by now that, today, he was officially elected President of the United States. [MSNBC]
