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more about #lisa more comments → frugal: I know a Lisa and she is pretty, street smart and butchers the english language, libarry, being one of my personal favorite cuts. #lisa more » indeedso: (melissamelissamelissamelissame...) Hopefully my light-gray status will facilitate my subliminal message. #lisa more » ElleL: I was hoping for Luci/y! Ah well, not as common a name as Lisa. I went to high school with a Lisa that I still talk to, and she is very laid back ... more » ClockOnTheStove: My younger sister is a Lisa. She is the most lovely mix of wit, brawn, skills, and creativity....with a tit more unicorn dust than the average bear. ... more » gherkinfiend: I love this feature. Names are so different in the US. Lisa isn't particularly common here in the UK and I think of it as such a perky and fun All Ame... more » Tambar: Hey, can you do Tamara next? NO? Cause there aren't any, right? *sigh* I know. #lisa more » Hazel: yay! i've been hoping you'd do my name - sometimes it gets glossed over as a shortened version of Elizabeth. #lisa more » Penny: #lisa more » EleanorRigby: I so thought you'd pick Lauren! #lisa more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Lisa makes up the first part of my name, a variant on Elizabeth, so I've always pronounced it "Lih-sa" not "Lee-sa." I can't think of one Lisa I've e... more » lermanzo: I am Lisa. I am def not perfectly quaffed. if i didn't have naturally good hair, it would never look like anything other than a rat's nest. thanks, ge... more » la.donna.pietra: You better apologize for talking smack about my senior prom date! (Mostly because she'd dust you herself.) #lisa more » tldr: Lisa Bonet, Lisa Kudrow, Lisa Loeb? Lovely, logical, lucid literate ladies. Lylas, Lisa! #lisa more » wtfox?!: The first Lisa I ever met was my best friend in elementary school. She's forever associated with unicorns and rainbows, but that's because we played w... more » ValSilph: The only Lisa I ever knew was extremely boring, shallow, a back-stabber, and actually surprisingly fit what you said. Although I'm sure there are perf... more » -
#thenamegame
L Is For Lisa, Whose Looks Are Deceiving
The name Lisa conjures up visions of lip gloss and My Little Ponies, but Lisas aren't necessarily ditsy — even if they sometimes seem that way.
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#tweetbeat
Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin says the court divided his family, Yoko Ono loves Lady Gaga, and Rihanna tweets for the first time. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
- Chris Brown was sentenced today to 5 years probation and 180 days of community labor. The judge said she's aware of the rumors that he and Rihanna are in touch and won't tolerate a violation of the protective order.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:
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#theteachesofpeaches
4 Out Of 5 Real Housewives Of Atlanta Are Actually Broke
Has Bravo pulled one over on us, passing these women off as Atlanta's "elite"? After the jump delve into the financial and legal messes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
