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more about #liquor more comments → stoprobbers: What's wrong with bringing copious amounts of liquor? I love liquor! more » hortense: I for one always bring a green bean casserole, as everyone knows, it ain't a swinging party without one. more » tscheese: Oh, I just looked at the enlarged version and I realized she doesn't really look like Katie Holmes. I suck. more » dreamweave: All together girls: "Guys don't make passes at girls holding empty glasses" more » morninggloria: Of course you should never walk into a bachelor's pad alone. You need plenty of pre-canned "I'm not here for the cameras, I'm here for Brad!" type sta... more » NotChoinski: I'll settle for a pizza. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I only purr for Good Guys in the limo, a la Chuck Bass. Good Guys, Bad Guys, whatever as long as it's Chuck Bass. more » Laulau: I don't get why we're nervous? The roomies are going to steal the man? Walking in empty-handed suggests he's not on his way to giving me a life of bon... more » tscheese: Look at Katie Holmes over there in the bottom right! Seems like she was happier and more happenin' before Tom, huh? more » save jinger: I'll pass on the roofies, but the booze I will take. more » CurtCole: I find it in good taste to greet someone at the door with their favorite drink. Sets the mood. more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: You forgot Tia Maria... I always like a glass of aunt mary. more » Saltine: I dont know if anyone's mentioned it but you missed Milady. Its a liquer (the one I have is cherry), its in the shape of woman and comes with a title... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I'm not sure of the name, but there's a vodka in Russia that's marketed specifically towards women more » Cam/ron: And then there are those Cocktails by Jenn mixes that look like they're packaged in perfume bottles. more » -
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"Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
No, we prefer men to bear large quantities of liquor. Maybe roofies. [VintageAds]
