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more about #lips BytheSea: Oh. It's for those lips? Heh heh. I thought it was some sort of enhanvement device for MTF transmen who want a functional clidick. #jolielipslipplumpi... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Wait... the mouth? #jolielipslipplumpingenhancemen... more » GeorgeFayne: I didn't realize that Belle Jolie was a real lipstick-making company. What I want to know is how Peggy Olson would market this shit. "Better than a ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: That photo is really creeping me out. It kinda looks like something you'd see in Lillian Vernon catalogs; something marketed to people who take long c... more » JessickerFletcher: Natural selection and evolution can explain a lot about what humans find attractive... but I'm pretty sure that "full" lips don't have any advantage o... more » hydrogen_jukebox: I look at this and am reminded of those little rubber bulbs you use to clean out babies' noses. Ergo: I want nothing of the sort anywhere near my mou... more » mightymomo: The combo of penis in the headline and lip plumping, I completely thought we were talking about the lips on the south side of the globe. It was much ... more » mightymomo: The combo of penis in the headline and lip plumping, I completely thought we were talking about the lips on the south side of the globe. It was much ... more » futuremouse: Did Doctor Spaceman recommend this product? #jolielipslipplumpingenhancemen... more » -
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Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
Enter "JolieLips Lip Plumping & Enhancement System!" An intrepid MSNBC writer tested it and was duly Jolied, but the next day "it looked like I had been punched in the mouth." Apparently, vacuum-pumping your lips repeatedly results in bruising. [MSNBC]
