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more about #liposuction more comments → Rooo sez BISH PLZ: What happened to that pill they were working on? You know, the one that helps you if you're working out, and kind of works out for you if you don't li... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I'm afraid the only useful phrase coming to mind is "Ew." more » Spaceman Bill Leah: I had a mouse that looked like that once. We thought he had a tumor. It turned out he was super constipated from pounding too many Cheerios and we had... more » ihateyourescalade: At first glance at the accompanying photo, I thought that the new alternative to lipo was going to be surgically inserting mice into the patient's thi... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Scientists ALSO believed that by the year 2000, we'd all be flying around in personal jetpacks and colonizing the moon. I am still waiting for my jet... more » InCahoots: Look, scientists: It's great that you're smart and come up with all of these things to defy nature, but.... I don't know. Have you ever read "Leinin... more » Ultraprison!: I can't tell you how often I've thought to myself, "If only surgery could make me MORE rodentlike." Plus, wouldn't it be easier just to suck the fat ... more » save jinger: I think that I will someday be able to say, "Your brown fat privilege is showing!" more » LuvEwan: Replacing white fat with brown fat? See, yet another example of white discrimination! more » TransFat: My, my. All this talk about squirting and sucking is giving me the vapors! more » applebrown-betty: cankle surgery also makes you tan. more » The Queen of No: Wow, okay so.. every one of these articles has just made me eyeroll (at the cankle trend). But for some reason after watching that video, it made me w... more » UlulaniHaetism: I was the guest on the show this morning. Watch it again, if you can. Look at how fit I am, I have been working out for 20 years. I have had fat depos... more » elliebean: Can we reappropriate the term "cankle" with other, more awesome qualities than lack of definition between ankle and calf? My ankles are Cool. They are... more » sportz.star: I hate to say it but as I walked through the Meat Packing District on my way to work all I could think as I saw woman after woman in gladiator sandals... more » -
#fatfantasy
Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
Scientists think they may someday be able to suck ordinary white fat out of a person, convert it into calorie-burning "brown fat" using a special protein, and then squirt it back in. Sounds fun, right? [NewScientist, via BoingBoing] -
#afootandaleg
Morning Shows Face Off On How To Solve The Cankle Crisis
Have you been up all night crying over yesterday's frontpage Wall Street Journal exposé that cankles are hideous and offensive to those around you? Bad news: the morning shows are refusing to drop the story. More » -
#cutups
Plastic Surgery Exposé Reveals Doctors' Instincts Aren't Always Pretty
Writer Melanie Berliet is 27, slender and attractive. So why did a doctor propose she get $33,000 worth of lipo and plastic surgery? More »
