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more about #lingerie more comments → CurtCole: "Do you have something in blue?" more » Jack_Burton: What a great idea! A little juice-box-style wine container that fits in your bra! more » Eleanor Ramilly: What if it popped? The last thing I need is people to think my boobs are farting. more » annebreal: Proof that "Holiday" instead of Christmas has been around a long time, contrary to what many up in arms evangelicals think. Also, inflatable bras went... more » jenilane: If I had one of these, I would totally do the Fembot walk everywhere and pretend to shoot people when pissed off. more » morninggloria: I just... blew myself. more » Tchotchke: Okay, H, minus the orgasm face, is actually pretty cute. One time, a few years ago, I happened upon a cone bra in a Macys, so I decided to try it on ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: See next page for the Popular Swedish Pump-Style Penis Enlarger!! So Exciting! Do It Yourself, Fellas!! Oldie but Goodie LOL more » KimberleeJean: What a clever place to keep your rum and coke. more » sayah: I thought you got hairy palms by doing it yourself. more » Ailatan: You do it yourself, you do And that's why it really blows You do it to yourself, just you Your bra and no one else's You do it... Jonny Greenwood's g... more » FrannyR: "Removable pointed pads" for when you DIDN'T want your boobs to look like traffic cones? When would that be? more » Dodgergirl: They'll shoot your eye out! more » BuffySummers: So here's my question: I always thought the pointed bra thing was a materials/construction issue. Was the pointed look actually the goal? Like women p... more » TurtleSpeak: Who decided that cone-boobs were an attractive look? Sometimes* cultural beauty standards baffle me. *Usually... Maybe always. more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
Christmas 1960 was… pointier than Christmas 2009 — specifically "G," the "Venus" number. And was "E" supposed to be worn over a long-sleeved shirt? Click to enlarge. (That's what she said.) [Vintage Ads] -
#unmentionables
Play Hide & Seek With "Find Me If You Can": The Lingerie With GPS
Romantic! If by romantic, you mean: Stalkery. Creator Lucia Iorio insists: "It's not a modern chastity belt. Some men think they can keep tabs on their girlfriends with it, but they're wrong." [NY Daily News] -
#todayincatalogs
Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump.
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#underthings
Used Underpants: The Last Refuge Of A Scoundrel
Clearly, someone does it: we've all shuddered at the used underpants in thrift stores and thought - who does that? Well, this time, it was Nerve's Meghan Pleticha, who Does It For Science. More » -
#malefraud
And, Yes, She Did Call Him!
When a London woman's 32JJ bra arrived in the mail, it was accompanied by the note, "Hey gorgeous, nice stuff! If you fancy giving me a private show, call me." Bravissimo says the anonymous lecher isn't an employee. [Sun] -
#shesells
A Lingerie Commercial With A Message, But What?
This commercial for German online lingerie store Liaison Dangereuse is getting a lot of buzz, and while watching it, I had several thoughts: More » -
#crimeandpunishment
Panty Raid
Beauty queen Ris Low has given up her Miss Singapore title and crown after it was revealed that she went on a fancy lingerie shopping spree (in which she spent over $5,000) with seven stolen credit cards. [Reuters] -
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#oldiesbutgoodies
So Much For A Kinder, Gentler Time
We love that this was marketed to men. Because what woman wouldn't be thrilled to open that on her birthday? [Vintage_Ads] -
#gamespeopleplay
The Lingerie Football League Would Like To Be Taken Seriously
"I think it is eye candy for one but it is also football and it is real," says Kaley Tuning, wide-receiver with the Miami Caliente. Other team names: San Diego Seduction, Dallas Desire, Seattle… Mist. [Reuters] -
#unmantionables
May We Suggest, "Manx?"
Oh joy! Today brings us not one but two stories on the inevitable "man girdle." Yes, this is a "thing". [NYT, Chronicle] -
#candleinthewind
At Last! The Cleavage Secrets No One Was Waiting For!
The "secret to Marilyn's curves" (as opposed, we suppose, to genetics) has been revealed in the form of some bra's "three cunning tricks." More » -
#unmentionables
Saudi Women Trained To Sell Underwear
As part of the campaign to lift the ban on women selling lingerie in Saudi Arabia, 26 mostly-Saudi women recently completed a 40-hour training course to learn how to fit and sell underwear to other women. More » -
#pantyraid
"I'm Afraid We Can't Go Around Settling Bills For The Princess's Knickers"
Saudi Princess Maha al-Sudairi has run up quite a few bills in Paris, including one for €70,000 (roughly $98,800) in lingerie, which she has refused to pay, as has the envoy from the Saudi royal family. [Guardian] -
#wtf
That Looks Comfortable!
"Using luxury fabrics and materials these special jewel-encrusted undergarments explore how beauty and suffering are subtly intertwined." Basically, these "jewels" press a flower-shaped rug rash into one's ass. [RGS] -
#waitthatsbad
Dirty Laundry
A new survey finds that the average woman washes her bras only six times per year. What? It's not like we're talking about panties here. [Daily Express] -
#undercover
"Sexy Syrian Lingerie?" Not That Sexy, Says Blogger
Fascinating response on Muslimah Media Watch to the "Syrian lingerie" media blitz, which, says the author, confuses "sexy" with "sexuality." But...we just want everyone to have nice bras! More » -
#innerwear
Sugar & Spice
Edible underwear is all the rage in Syria! Says Salon, "The garment, which costs the equivalent of about $3.90, is available in a selection of flavors, including pineapple, apple, honey, chocolate and mango." [Salon] -
#innerwear
The Tender Trap: Not Everyone Wants A Bigger Bra Size
Apparently bra sizes are being inflated. And the NY Times did not just say "The Truth May (Pleasantly) Surprise You" More »
