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more about #lindsaylohan hfree: Am I the only one who read "People Tree" as "Penelope Tree" and got really excited? She's one of my all-time favorite models. more » jemandtheholograms: Michael Cera, you and your witty comments make me love you. more » AfroJezeBella: Aw, I love Pink & Carey together. Can anyone explain to me why the Twilight series books are all named after sun & moon phenomenoms? I predict the ne... more » AmbiguouslyStraightUno: Lady Gaga seen with a man wearing matching outfits? Sounds like something me and my gay boyfriend would do. more » Breamworthy: On the one hand, I'm glad that Steven Tyler is getting the help he needs. On the other hand, I am sad if this means he will no longer demand that peop... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I don't really care for Michael Cera, but he earned major points for that quote. more » bigapplemama: Not to stereotype, but I am not sure a straight man would be wearing matching studded ensembles;) more » 18thfloor: I'm not even going to lie, I wouldn't kick Pink & Carey Hart out of my bed. I have such a terrible crush on Demetri Martin! However, Sarah Silverman,... more » FurrierAndIves: Vatican City to Matt Groening, "Te Absolvo!" more » Bhangb3b3: Go Lafayette Go Lafayette Go! You know his fine ass deserves a man who isn't a heartless vampire or a V trick. I'm pleased. more » madeofawesome: Lady Gaga, let's be friends. I'll totes join team No Pants if it means we can hang. more » piccola: Why are they remaking The Karate Kid??? It's perfect as it is -- and it helps me forget that Ralph Macchio hasn't done anything good since My Cousin V... more » Triana Orpheus: They were dancing and drinking and wearing matching studded ensembles. They drank champagne and left early. This is seriously my dream night. I'm not... more » DonnaPirana: That Vatican paper praising The Simpsons for its "philosophical leanings" reminds me of my own attempts to convince myself that any number of amusin... more » VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire: Will Lafayette's boyfriend be Eric? In my mind the answer is a resounding "hell yeah, hookah!" More Eric and Lafayette, less Eric and Sookeh (in Bill'... more » cuteasabutton: I'm so sorry for Brittany's family. To attend the funeral of a loved on any day, let alone Christmas Eve, must be heartbreaking. more » cuteasabutton: I'll have a Jake Gyllenhaal/Justin Theroux sandwich with extra sauce thanks. more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: True Blood news, thank god. Less sparkle, more sexy non-tween vampires. more » bluetrain84: Was Gaga's man in a car? Did he buy her drinks at bars? more » Leucadia: Yay Whole Foods! I love animals but they don't belong in food stores or restaurants unless they are legitimate working animals. I used to hate the idi... more » -
#infashion
Lindsay Lohan, Christian Lacroix, And Every Celebrity Clothing Line Known To Man: Fashion Failures And Successes Of 2009
Be thankful if you still have a job: After the hell year that was 2009, a lot of fashion people don't. Many designers were fired, some were hired, and plenty lost their businesses altogether. An overview of the tumult:
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#dirtbag
Lady Gaga's Got A Mystery Man; Steven Tyler Enters Rehab
- Lady Gaga was seen partying in West Hollywood with a "boy-toy."
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#tweetbeat
Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan
Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More » -
#tweetbeat
Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More » -
#dirtbag
George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother
- George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]
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#dirtbag
Amy Engaged To Blake, Lindsay Spotted With Leo, And Sarah Jessica Wants You To Smell Like B.O.
- Blake Fielder-Civil claims that he and his ex-wife of four months, Amy Winehouse, are back together and engaged once again. "This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help our families both come round to the idea. [DailyMail]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
- Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."
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#stylefile
Shopping With "The Lohan's"
As mentioned in Dirt Bag, the Lohan family is shilling shit on a site called LohanHouse.com. Slogan: "Real People Live Here." Real, misguided people! More » -
#failuretocommunicate
Organization Claims That Lindsay Lohan "Wasn't Even In The Country" When 40 Indian Children Were Rescued
As far as celebrity Twitter users go, I think it's fairly safe to say that the one with the most drama surrounding her tweets is Lindsay Lohan, who once again has found herself in the midst of a Twitter-based controversy. More » -
#decadeflashback
What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
In the year 2000, these ten celebrities were all in very different places. Breakups, breakthroughs, meltdowns, and comebacks have all taken place since Y2K, and we've been there to witness it. Ahead, a star-studded trip through the past ten years.
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#dirtbag
Miley Covers '80s Hit; Lindsay Saves 40 Kids In India
- This is exactly what the world needs now: Miley Cyrus is covering "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
- Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.
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#dirtbag
Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
- Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."
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#dirtbag
Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
- Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?
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#maghag
Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
According to Abe Gurko of ABE-NYC, this Muse cover is apparently part of an "amazing art piece" wherein Lindsay Lohan channels Kate Moss. It would actually be more "amazing" if Lohan channeled herself for a change. [I Mean...What?] via [ONTD] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
- Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Tiger's Mistress, Lindsay's Coke Buddy, Britney's Pregnancy
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we stroll the fairways of the celeb tabloids. Last week, Star reported Tiger was cheating, this week we learn more. Also: Lindsay's doing coke and Britney found out she's pregnant.
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