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more about #lilwayne more comments → Mrs. Stephen Fry: I think Adam Lambert looks like Pink on his album cover. #rosieodonnell more » jigglyball: Finally, I can relate to Lily Allen. I would follow Elton John around in a heartbeat. In my dreams, I am his official Sunglasses Scout, and he calls m... more » BlondeGoddess: The Scientology Church is not anti-gay! Do Tom Cruise and John Travolta know they can throw away their fake beards now? #rosieodonnell more » Dictator for Life: I thought that picture of Angelina was Octomom. That is not her best angle, though it would probably be a great one for Octomom. #rosieodonnell more » jessacecilia: There are lots of people here talking about how awful it would be to see Kate Gosselin working at the hospital. The horror!!!!!! If there's anything K... more » ronniedobbs: Dodai, you are cracking me up with the SATC subtitles and this Malcolm X, Attorney at Law business. #rosieodonnell more » lilbobbytables: The mental image of Michael Caine shouting "Whoops!" makes me giggle uncontrollably. Oh, Mr. Caine, you area a treasure. Never change. Ever. #rosieod... more » that's what she said: "Ryan Seacrest is producing a show called The Bank Of Hollywood, in which contestants pitch money-making ideas to business leaders." So a reality sho... more » funnyface: Someone should really inform the Scientologists that they aren't Jedis. They can't just wave their hands and tell us lies: "This isn't the homophobia ... more » FashionShowAtLunch: I'd make out with Jane Lynch. She could say hilariously cruel things to me. And then sing saccharine folk songs. We could also talk about watching Gh... more » hannahanloveyoulongtime: Lambert is said to have come up with the cover when "One of those Lisa Frank unicorns came to me in a dream. And you can't fight with a unicorn." #ros... more » BlueMorpho: Homebirths in Pennsylanvia will skyrocket. #rosieodonnell more » Grebyn: There already was a Lost Boys sequel, The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe. It wasn't half bad, it was actually pretty good. #rosieodonnell more » Ailatan: "Thank You, Swindon!" Oh Moz! My husband a fellow Swindonian is going to be delighted. I'm so happy he's feeling better. He opened the show with ... more » lemonsquares: for the record, the original version of Shall we Dance (Shall We Dansu?) from Japan is really good. #rosieodonnell more » -
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape
- Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]
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Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled
- Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.
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Baby Number 2 For Nicole Richie; Sex And The City 2 Wedding Secrets
- Unsolicited uterus update: Nicole Richie is in labor!
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LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?
- Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:
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Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
- Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
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Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
- Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.
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BET Awards: Lil Wayne Performs Inappropriate Song With Underage Girls
Last night's BET Awards were rearranged at the last minute to serve as a celebration of Michael Jackson's life. For the finale, Lil Wayne sang that he wishes he could "fuck every girl in the world" while onstage with pre-teens. More » -
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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy
- Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:
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Is John Mayer's New Song About Jennifer Aniston?
- John Mayer wrote a song called "Heartbreak Warfare" so naturally there is speculation that it's about Ms. Jennifer Aniston. But, uh, check out these lyrics:
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Kanye West Headed To Court
- Kanye West has been charged with battery, theft and vandalism stemming from that incident last September in which he smashed a paparazzi's camera at LAX. He's planning a fly courtroom outfit right now. [TMZ, Mirror, Gatecrasher]
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Angelina Wants Brad To Be SuperDad
- Brad Pitt's mom was supposed to move into the Long Island estate where the posse is staying while Angelina Jolie films Salt, but Angelina has reportedly nixed the idea.
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#wayniac
Katie Couric & Lil Wayne Talk About Robotripping, Weed, & Being A Role Model
For her Grammy special last night, Katie Couric and rapper Lil Wayne went bowling, and discussed his love of cough syrup and marijuana. She asked the father of two if he's a good role model. More » -
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35 Celebrities Who Smoke Pot
Over the weekend, a picture of Michael Phelps smoking a bong was made public. What's the big deal? It's not like he's the first (or last) celeb to toke. More » -
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Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
- Alan Cumming thinks that our new President, Barack Obama, has a large, ahem, unit:
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Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
- A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]
