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Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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#goodbadugly
Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
A lot of entertainers made the trek to Berlin - Beyonce, Shakira, Lil Kim, Juliette Lewis, Katy Perry and, obviously, the Hoff - because, apparently, you can wear the most ludicrous of getups and no one cares. More » -
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Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
- Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:
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Lindsay's Enraged; Love Hewitt's Engaged
- According to this report, Samantha Ronson went out with Sopranos actress Drea De Matteo last night, got into a fight with Lindsay Lohan about it, and threw LL's clothes out into the street.
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#auralpleasure
20 Songs About Cunnilingus
The large amount of pop songs giving props to sex and blow jobs almost drown out the ones about oral pleasures given to women. Here, we give a rundown of songs in which ladies singing the praise of being eating out. More » -
#ragtrade
Starlets Shill For Style; Madonna To Continue As Face Of Vuitton?
- Lindsay Lohan's spoof singles video doubled as an ad for her leggings line and self-tanner. [WWD]
- And Zooey Deschanel wrote and performed a ditty about cotton — the fabric of our lives! [Videogum]
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#dirtbag
Britney's Got Romance On The Road
- Has Britney Spears "fallen" for her backup dancer, Chase Benz?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Eggs On The Paparazzi; Billy Bob Doesn't Blame Canadians
- Lindsay Lohan continued her post-breakup bender by hitting three clubs last night and throwing eggs at X17 photographers. [Us]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay & Sam: Another Night, Another Fight
- Video: Samantha Ronson peels out of a Vegas club parking lot. A minute later, Lindsay Lohan emerges, saying, "Did she leave? She fucking left? Where's my car? I want my fucking keys now." [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Britney In Concert: Letting Her Ladyparts Hang Out
- Too bad you missed Britney's Tampa concert: At the end of one number, she announced, "My pussy's hanging out." Why, yes, there is video. [TMZ]
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Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
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Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
- Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn: Hung out all evening. For real. And! Is LL in denial about the fact that Samantha Ronson has broken up with her? [Page Six]
