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more about #levijohnston more comments → Ultraprison!: This guy is suing WoW... for making you walk from place to place in the world of the game. Gosh, why can't Blizzard just sell a game that beats itself??? more » Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: Doesn't Erik Estavillo know that all of Blizzard's lawyers are Paladins? They simply have to cast Righteous Defense and Judgment of Justice at the tr... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Chris Weitz directed New Moon? Whaa? more » Snacky_Onassis: I took a few tylenol PMs last night before bed and had a dream I touched Suri Cruise's hair. It felt like spun gold. more » Wishnick: I had no idea that Anderson Cooper is gay. Gawd I am behind the times. *sigh* I wonder if this lends more or less credence to my theory that he's actu... more » to do everything in truth: Okay, I'm SO confused by this Erik Estavillo guy and his lawsuit, because while I have no doubt in my mind that one can be addicted to WoW, just as on... more » MalinaMango: So you can subpoena random celebrities to testify in your frivolous court cases? I'm honestly impressed that more of the crazy stalkers out there have... more » Ms Meghan: Erik bringing up the Catcher in the Rye should be flashing big red warning lights, yes? more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: is there a person left on this planet who hasn't seen Kim Cattrall naked? it's a cool cause but, c'mon... more » AfroJezeBella: Also Erik, I'd like to sue the Legend of Zelda franchise for giving me emotional problems when I couldn't beat the game. I subpeona... the cast of "I ... more » Casquivana: I would have shushed Katie Holmes. I would have actually told her to shut up and encouraged others to tell her too. I'm good at stirring shit and enco... more » Triphena: "I loved kissing them because they had flavored lip glosses on, which was great." That's adorable. I mean, that is like "Kids Say The Darndest Thing... more » SUNNY1: So even though he didn't bite her or do anything against her will, a 40 yr old still necked a 17 yr old, right? Just checking... more » AfroJezeBella: How old was the guy again? Why would she lie to the police? To get him arrested? That's still creepy to have a random 40-yr old dude kiss you on the n... more » BestEuphemismEver: "Oi, Holmes, shut your damn mopey cakehole so I can try and enjoy this piece of shit film I paid $12 to see." See, not so hard, filmgoers of New York. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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#dirtbagafterdark
Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
- Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#bookreview
Going Rogue: It's All About The Insults
Sarah Palin isn't a policy wonk or an expert in metaphor. But Going Rogue, which I read last night, reveals what she's really good at: dissing people. After the jump, jabs at Ashley Judd, Vogue, liberals, and yes, Levi.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together." More » -
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Leak Reveals No Levi, Plenty Of Katie-Bashing In Going Rogue
HarperCollins refused to send advance copies of Sarah Palin's Going Rogue to the press, but the AP got its hands on one. They found nothing about Levi, but plenty of bile for Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, and the McCain campaign. More » -
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Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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#oy
Jon Gosselin Gives Levi Johnston Parenting Advice
Last night, famous single dads Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston appeared on The Insider together, where they actually were asked to debate over which guy has the worse reputation. (Jon whined that he did.) More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#sarahpalin
Sarah Palin: "We're Really Not Into The Drama"
The Oprah Winfrey Show has released two short clips from its Sarah Palin interview, which airs Monday — the day before her book comes out — and from the looks of it, Palin has brushed up on the media training. More » -
#intheflesh
Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
Can you feel bad for someone who has been handed — by fate and opportunism — fame and a little fortune? Last night I did - a little.
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#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#playthings
"'Musclebound With A Ridiculous Mane' Is A Comfortable Caricature Of What Women Find Sexually Attractive"
The man responsible for promoting Playgirl's Levi Johnston shoot recently said the magazine became irrelevant because "the women working on it weren't keeping up with the times" and didn't cater to its not-so-secret gay audience. One ex-staffer begs to differ. More » -
#cocksure
Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
Last night Levi appeared on The Insider, where people in Times Square got to "grill" him by asking him about his love life. It seems like he's looking for a woman who is the opposite of his baby grandmama. More » -
#dirtbag
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#dirtbag
Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. More » -
#crotchwatchers
The Guy From Playgirl Hasn't Seen Levi Johnson's Junk Yet
"I don't think it's appropriate," says magazine consultant Daniel Nardicio. "When they're famous, [we don't] worry about it. We wouldn't turn away Levi if he had a small penis." [The Daily Beast]
