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more about #leightonmeester more comments → sybann: Marilyn - it's not scary anymore (or even very rock and roll) when you look like someone's bubbie. more » Red-headed bookworm: Oh, Marilyn Manson, while I was a fan in high school even then I realized you weren't being you but rather a second-rate David Bowie wannabe. more » BlondeGoddess: Hey Evan, whatever rocks your world. There'll be more Alexander Skarsgard for me (in my dreams). more » KATE!: Why does GLAAD hate gay people? first they give trya and award and then they defend abc?! pshaw. more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): As the granddaughter of one of Pancho Villa soldiers (and I met one of his kids), I have to say that Johnny Depp as Pancho Villa is wrong!!! (and I re... more » Evie Havok: Johnny Depp is going to play Pancho Villa? Gee, I didn't know he was a mestizo mexican (that's sarcasm just in case anyone was confused). more » Penny: The minute I read "unforeseen circumstances" I knew it = CASH. I see I was right. I should work in PR. more » PaintedTrollop: Cynthia Nixon is one classy dame. She's a great spokeswoman for marriage equality. more » TransFat: Now I know where to go to get all the hottest news about Simply Red. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: After reading this dirtbag, I now know more than I ever wanted to know about Tiger Woods' naked form. more » TheGuvnah: The only crime Hayden should be charged for is drinking crap like Coors Light. more » phantom lady: So are the Tiger Woods Four going to be the next Hills? girls with a bad reputation who know were to find the boys and the booze. more » Dodgergirl: Hayden, don't you know you can only drink at 20 if you're enrolled at an accredited college? more » Island of Misfit Toys: Yikes for Evan. I would have tried to get Alexander back. more » Kivrin: Egad, I have something in common with Tiger: I can't grow calves, either. And I would shoot a death look at anyone who called me out on it. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
- Marilyn Manson revealed in an interview that he and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Evan — When a guy violently beats and murders your look-alike in a music video, that's a deal breaker.
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#ragtrade
No Blake For Beckham; Supermodel Puts Photos On Display
- Victoria Beckham's team always denies the best rumors. Blake Lively, apparently, will not be the face of her next campaign for the dress line. [UK Vogue]
- Helena Christensen's photographs of climate change in Peru are being exhibited in London. [BBC]
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#dirtbag
Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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#maghag
Lara Stone, Rehab, & The Problem Of Idiotic Celebrity Profiles
Fact: most celebrity profiles are boring. Fact: Lara Stone — the "curvy," "old" Dutch supermodel — is interesting. In this battle between medium and subject, who shall prevail? Clearly the one who's prepared to talk about alcoholism and breasts.
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#videobreakdown
Breaking Down The Cliches In Leighton Meester's New Video
Leighton Meester's video for her single "Somebody to Love," featuring Robin Thicke, is now online, and though I'm certain it will be quite popular for its sexy shots and such, it's hard not to giggle at how cliched it is. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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#snapjudgment
Blair Can't Believe You're Actually Wearing ________
[New York, October 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#snapjudgment
"No, I Do Not Want To See Your Tattoo Again."
[New York, October 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#doover
"But, You Know, Sexier. And Less Angry. And Let's Ditch That Whole Car Thing."
Cowgirl Bandits is described as "a pre-menopausal version of Thelma & Louise. Starring Leighton Meester and Amber Heard. [MovieHole] -
#snapjudgment
"So Then She Said, 'Cute Shoes.' But In A Mean Way."
[New York, October 5. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#goodbadugly
Emmy Fashion 2009: The Good
When they were good, they were very, very, very good: More » -
#dirtbag
Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
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#goodbadugly
The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
The MTV Video Music Awards always bring out some spectacular trainwrecks, but 2009's, at Radio City, was a vagina-showcasing, skintight, navel-plunging, transparent house of horrors that either said something really optimistic about the economy or foretold the end of days. More » -
#ifeelshitty
Like West Side Story, Only Ear-Piercingly Off-Key
Yet another MTV VMA promo. Russell Brand, Cobra Starship, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Ne-Yo try to act like Jets and Sharks. Keep your eyes peeled for Blair Waldorf. [Daily Mail] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon & Kate Plus Dennis Rodman?; Pattinson Says He Can't Find A Girlfriend
- Michael Lohan says Jon Gosselin is trying to get out of his TLC contract to appear on his new show Divorced Dads Club and hinted that a few famous former sports stars/single dads may be joining them.
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#theseptemberissue
Harper's Bazaar: Talking About That "Recession" Thing Is "Extremely Annoying" Now
September's Harper's Bazaar is 110 editorial pages of beautiful contradictions. Is fall about the 40s or the 80s? Do all black women roam the African savannah, or do some of them also sing in jazz clubs? Photoshop: Pro or con?
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