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more about #legends Sunshineyness: LOL. I'm 26 years old and I still buy those $.66 marble composition notebooks to do all my writing and noting in. I love them. Ever since elementary s... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I use moleskines. I frequently shop for less pretentious-looking notebooks, but until i find them, these have the thickest paper. For kids with ADHD l... more » SBJ: Hm, Starbucks? Come on, for that level of douchebag attention whoring, don't you mean, like, Four Barrel? Or at least Ritual. #theonion more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I admit I have one of these. It's in the garage in the stack of crap gifts from my sister who only gives me presents that she wants to ask for back l... more » artyfarty: Okay, this guy I know (a former teacher of mine) bought himself a nice fancy moleskin and do you want to know what he decided to use it for?? He is il... more » R_Claw: I love them, they make me feel klassy. #theonion more » abagatelle: does anyone else ever buy a really nice journal and then find themselves too crippled by its nice-ness to write in it? more » Flackette Goes Retro: I actually hate moleskines because they won't stay open while writing without holding them down. Spiral-bound FTW! #theonion more » rodmanstreet: I just write my poems on old receipts. I keep them in a nest in the corner. #theonion more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: I write my ramblings up my arm Memento style. #theonion more » andBegorrah: I am crafting a devastating ottava rima of mock afflatus about them in mine right now. Oh, they'll rue the day! #theonion more » PaigeTurner: i love re-reading my teenage notebooks every year or so. it is consistently shocking how deeply i felt at age 14. i would kind of kill to be that naiv... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I only write in Lisa Frank notebooks, the beautiful unicorns are like my thoughts: majestic and elusive. #theonion more » toastandlove: Hmm. I have a beer-soaked canvas messenger bag stuffed with loose papers. I sit up at Starbucks and eat honey packets until they shoo me away. Molesk... more » Lymed: Starbucks doesn't sell apricot jasmine tea. Way to do your research, Onion. #theonion more » madeofawesome: If that notebook makes me write like Hemingway, I don't. want. it. #theonion more » hydrogen_jukebox: I like the brown craftpaper ones, with 16 detachable perforated pages in the back. They come in three packs. And they make me feel put-together and im... more » Ipomoea: Shit, mine just has messy, crossed-off-and-re-written lists of "books to read", "CDs to buy" and "cheap tasty wine to look for". You mean I can wri... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I got mine from the Met store, so it's Extra Fartsy, thankyouverymuch. I fill it with dick puns. Literary ones. #theonion more » SomeAuthorGirl: Yeah, I write on both sides, what? *prances off* #theonion more » -
#legends
In Our Defense, They're Way Cheaper Online. Okay, A Little.
The Onion takes on the legendary notebook of Hemingway, Matisse and Chatwin. [TheOnion] -
#jazzbabies
R.I.P. Blossom Dearie
Blossom Dearie, the cult cabaret singer famous for her girlish voice and gamine appearance, has died at 82. Hear her after the jump! More » -
#katharinehepburn
The Great Kate
"Shoot 'em. Shoot 'em. It's a better way to live!" Check out Katharine Hepburn in rare crank form in this 1979 60 Minutes interview, waxing on aging, humanity, movies, and bores. [Oh No They Didn't] -
#legends
Happy Birthday, Ann Nixon Cooper!
Today, Ann Nixon Cooper, whom we mentioned before Barack Obama spoke of her in his victory speech, turned 107 years old. More » -
#rollerderby
Forgotten Man
"The legend of the modern roller derby has claimed its place in the Generation X canon: ... some tattooed, disaffected young women from Texas reimagined the sport as a symbol of postfeminist sisterhood."
