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more about #leftovers more comments → BytheSea: 70 wpm? I think the old people are bringing that average down. More info on Banita Jacks here: [www.washingtonpost.com] Says she thought the girls w... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I can type up to 132 wpm with 2 errors! I am FINALLY better at something than a child prodigy! more » Evie Havok: Hmmm. I was unaware that they changed the definition of the word prodigy. Also, that's awful. Ten year old kids raping an eight year old?That's two s... more » Penny: I took one of those online typing tests and got 90WPM and I thought my fingers were little geniuses. Now I feel lame. more » Katxyz: I wonder if those two British boys had also been sexually or physically abused or had witnessed abuse recently. That's often the case. Justice is ne... more » badmutha: The Canadian study also said that the women with "maladaptive eating patterns" believed they were in poor health. I wonder what that connection is? Th... more » boobookitteh: But how fast can she text? more » Jack_Burton: There's another honor-killing that occurred right here in the ol' USA that will be going to trial soon - the accused has been captured and is being he... more » lalaland13: I haven't watched The Sing Off partly because I'm just not that interested, and partly because I got enough a capella singing growing up in Church of ... more » Ultraprison!: I didn't realize pouring beer on someone qualified as domestic battery? I read the article expecting to find out something worse had happened afterwar... more » BytheSea: It is not a given fact that male circumscision reduces the spread of HIV, and not in first world countries. That data applies to specific populations ... more » shorty63136: I do not understand how the ladies in the Lingerie Football League can even do this wearing what they wear. I did a rugby photo shoot last week wearin... more » cate3710: "The lawsuit also reveals that the players were asked not to wear bras or underwear, in order to better promote "accidental nudity."" Based on that p... more » Scout: If I had to guess WHY there are no all-girl a capella groups left in the competition would be because they don't have the same range as the boys. I m... more » Mary McCarthyite: OK, how do people not know that they are pregnant!? This terrifies me. more » -
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Girl Prodigy Types 119-Words A Minute • Prosecution Allowed To Seek Death Penalty Against Casey Anthony
• Meet Mackenzie, a child prodigy who can type 119 worlds per minute (the average professional adult types 50-70 wpm). "It makes me feel powerful," she said. "I'd like to get to at least 200." • More » -
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Lingerie Football Fumbles • Sarah Palin's Favorability Is Rising
• As if there wasn't already reason enough to abhor the Lingerie Football League: The league has filed a lawsuit against a group of former players, who complained that the league reneged on promises to pay medical bills. • More » -
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No Petite Models? Turn Pants Into Capris • Hillary Clinton Is More Popular Than President Obama
• The blog Alterations Needed spotted an image from the Gilt Groupe J Brand sample sale in which a tall model wears petite jeans that are way too short because there were no petite models on hand at the shoot. More » -
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Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
• In attempts to "keep people excited about condoms," New York City has announced a contest to design the next official condom wrapper. Fancy yourself a Rembrandt? The winner's art will be displayed on hundreds of thousands of condoms. • More » -
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Michelle Wants To Go Shopping With Jill • Italy Bans Implants For Girls Under 18
• Michelle Obama on Dr. Jill Biden: "She's somebody that you want to go on a shopping trip with, or, you know, the things you do, with women who are your friends." • More » -
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Palin Hears Echos Of Going Rogue In Obama's Speech • Cheating Is Illegal For Minnesota Wives
• Is Obama pulling inspiration from Going Rogue? Sarah Palin seems to think so. After his speech yesterday in Oslo, Palin said she recognized some familiar sentiments: More » -
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Woman Charged With Witchcraft • Serena Williams: Athlete Of The Decade
• A 36-year-old Toronto woman has been charged with witchcraft and fraud. She allegedly fleeced criminal lawyer Noel Daley out of $150,000 by claiming that she was the embodiment of his dead sister. • More » -
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Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
• Two teachers have been removed from their jobs at a Brooklyn high school after they were caught undressing in an empty classroom. Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were getting busy during a talent show when a janitor walked in. More » -
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Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
• Via BuzzFeed here is a love story for the ages: "You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w." We'd love to see what the New York Times missed connections poetry does with this one. • More » -
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Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
• Headline of the day: "Tenn. Man Says Neighbor's Cows Licked $100 In Damage To His House; Home's Tastiness A Mystery." Also, according to the article, his insurance won't cover the damage because it was an "act of cow." • More » -
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Women May Play In NBA Within A Decade • Prostitutes Offer Free Sex In Protest
• NBA Commissioner David Stern says in the next decade women may join the NBA: "I don't want to get into all kinds of arguments with players and coaches about the likelihood, but I really think it's a good possibility." More » -
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Death Threats Against Obama No Higher Than Normal • Sarah Palin Receives "Great American" Award
• This morning, during a Homeland Security Committee hearing, U.S. Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan said that the number of death threats that have been leveled against Obama are no greater than those received by Bush or Clinton. • More » -
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Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
• Cameras and recording devices have been banned from all of Sarah Palin's book tour appearances, but a spokesman announced people can pose with her and buy a copy later online for $15 and up. • More » -
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Closing Statements Heard In Knox Trial • Going Rogue: Over One Million Served
• In his closing statement on Tuesday, Amanda Knox's lawyer argued that there simply isn't enough evidence to convict Knox for the murder of her former roommate. "There are still many doubts in this trial," he told the jury. • More » -
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PETA Asks School To Replace Mascot • Lawyer Denounces Knox As She-Devil
• PETA has found a new calling and this time it's the University of Georgia's mascot, Uga. They say that the bulldog is being exposed to inhumane risks from the hot and humid air. • More » -
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On The Shelf: Hillary Vs. Sarah • Study: Police Ignore Rape Claims If Victim Is Drunk
• Sad, sad news: Going Rogue beat Hillary Clinton's memoir in sales with 700,000 to Clinton's 600,000. However, the awesome Secretary of State received a much bigger advance of $8 mil, while Palin was only offered five. • More » -
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Australian Men Undertake "My Oath" • Child Porn "Shrine" Discovered
• Australian men are being asked to pledge that they will never commit, excuse, or allow violence against women. The "My Oath" campaign is part of White Ribbon Day, which aims to combat violence by reaching out to men. • More » -
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Shaniya Davis' Aunt Speaks Out • Teacher Sues After Slipping On Condoms
• Carey Lockhart-Davis, aunt of murdered North Carolina 5-year-old Shaniya Davis, is furious that the alleged rapist and murderer is being treated decently in prison. She told the Early Show: More » -
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Lebanese Singer Sued For Racist Lyrics • Crowd Boos Sarah Palin At Book Signing
• Haifa Wehbe, a famous Lebanese pop singer, has come under fire for singing a song with racist lyrics. The song is from a children's album, and includes the line: "Where is my teddy bear and my Nubian monkey?" • More » -
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Going Rogue: The Condensed Version • New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
• If, like me, you can't quite stomach 432 pages of Sarah Palin's mudslinging, the AP has scanned the book for the most commonly used words to give us Palin in a nutshell: "Family," "kids," "oil," "energy," and "Alaska." • More »
