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more about #lawsuits more comments → ArtfulSlinger: I feel so bad for this woman and can completely understand her pain, and more than sympathize with her. The justice system can never really repair the... more » Flackette Goes Retro: I realize she's just speaking out of pain, and I respect that (heaven knows that if I were in her shoes, I'd be saying a whole lot worse, and probably... more » FatterKitty: My sister and I basically grew up in my dad's lab-- we played with the lab animals and did "experiments" with water and petri dishes and beakers. Our ... more » MIXED: I wish I were a Rhodes Scholar with a Rhodes Scholar boyfriend! Pshh overachievers! //congrats to both of them, what an achievement! more » shadesofmediocrity: "Washington D.C. is at the top of the list, with women making an average of $866 a week, only 7.8% less than men." My first thought: "Yay, we're gett... more » sweet_communist: I am so pumped that our President takes science seriously. It's about damn time. Attending a science fair at the White House would have been the hig... more » Penny: I can't imagine having to reconcile Justice and justice for one you've lost. I don't care how much someone wants to wax poetic about the law/system a... more » curiousgeorgiana: Once again, screw you VMI. They recruited me; heavily recruited me. And I made the mistake of visiting the school. They harassed me for 3 months wit... more » Ailatan: "They caused, allowed and permitted condoms to be distributed by school personnel to the students, many of which were opened during the school lunch p... more » Elaken: How amazing to be with someone who is just as intelligent/driven/capable as you. Very cool for Longino. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Boy, that's far and away the most creative argument against condoms in schools I've ever heard. Never mind kids having unprotected sex, because we ha... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: fixed the cosmo editor's typos "I think fashion magazine editors have to protest — and back it up." more » angie _tempura: Why is this image ok in a Japanese department store, but not ok in the US? more » maude_flanders: I know it shouldn't surprise me anymore, but the idea of a woman who is 5'8 and 120 (120!!!!!!) pounds being too big makes me feel sick to my stomach.... more » itsonreserve: Apparently the slow, painful death of the print magazine isn't voting with our pocketbooks? Oh I see. Well, then fuck. more » -
#leftovers
Shaniya Davis' Aunt Speaks Out • Teacher Sues After Slipping On Condoms
• Carey Lockhart-Davis, aunt of murdered North Carolina 5-year-old Shaniya Davis, is furious that the alleged rapist and murderer is being treated decently in prison. She told the Early Show: More » -
#photoshopofhorrors
Ralph Lauren Fires Photoshopped Model For Being "Too Fat"
Filippa Hamilton, the 23-year-old model who was Photoshopped into a stick insect by Ralph Lauren, has revealed that the brand — which later apologised for the image — quietly fired her for being overweight. More » -
#theyogurtdiaries
But...They Never Said You Couldn't Still Eat Chili Dogs!
Dannon has settled a suspicious-sounding false-advertising class-action lawsuit, reimbursing customers who, apparently, still had digestive troubles after eating Activia, to the tune of $35 mil. Dannon denies wrongdoing. After all, they implied men shouldn't eat it. [LA Times] -
#ragtrade
Madonna's Visit To Disaster Victims Brought To You By Dior!
- New lows in celebrity sartorial publicity: Dior would like everyone to know that Madonna was wearing its sunglasses when she visited the victims of her stage collapse in Marseille, which killed two workers and left eight injured. [WWD]
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#douchedujour
Whiny Dude Gives Lawyers A Bad Name
Following in the footsteps of asshat extraordinaire Roy Den Hollander is this charming guy, Alfred G. Rava, an attorney who sued the Oakland A's over his right to a free (women's) sun hat. More » -
#ragtrade
Speidi Suits Up For Swim Season; "The Body" Goes To Babeland
- In your daily back-to-bed moment of despair for Western culture, Heidi Montag has become a bathing suit designer. [E! Online]
- Elle MacPherson reportedly shops at Toys in Babeland. Unless there's some other "toy" store near Schiller's. [FWD]
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#hospitalcorners
Better To Die Alone Than With A Non-Legal Partner, Right? Right!
When Janice Langbehn's partner of 18 years suffered an aneurysm, Langbehn and their children were not allowed to visit her in the hospital. Now the case is the subject of a lawsuit with major implications. More » -
#oyvey
Two Nebbishes Enter, One Leaves ($5 Million Richer)
Woody Allen's lawsuit against American Apparel, which used his picture on billboards in New York and L.A. without authorization, was settled at the eleventh hour. The clothier will pay Allen $5 million. [LA Times] -
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#oyvey
Dov Charney Co-Opted Woody Allen Image Out Of Adoration
An American Apparel internal memo leaked yesterday — and it offers a totally different take on the t-shirt company's contretemps with the director Woody Allen than that voiced in the media by the company lawyers. More » -
#dicedicerevolution
Poet, Writer, Anarchist Brings Recipes To Twitter; Parodist-Stalker Brings The Pain
Twitter is rocking the food world to its very core. More » -
#lawsuits
Suited Up
A 17-year-old Indiana student is suing her school for the right to wear a tuxedo to her senior prom. Says her lawyer, dresses "indicate a sexual identity that is not her own." [UPI] -
#modelbehaviors
Can This Model Really Sue Someone For Calling Her A Ho?
Look, we wouldn't fancy being called "Horsey Face," "ho," "skank bitch," "#1 skanky superstar," "old hag," and "psychotic, lying, whoring, still going to clubs at her age, skank," either. But grounds for a lawsuit? More »
