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more about #laurenconrad bluetrain84: Ironic that the tag line is "catch the fever" during a swine flu outbreak. more » Penny: Say what you will, but Whitney IS in another realm. Her clothes are not amazing, but certainly better than Lauren's and OMG Heidi's. more » Tchotchke: I put myself in a different sort of realm as them. Ok, this sentence makes no sense to me, both in syntax and in concept. Whitney, just out of curios... more » Penny: I never thought of Rhoda as athletic until I saw a feature in, I believe, Food + Wine with Jason Wu. She looked...not wafer thin. I was kind of shoc... more » Penny: I LOVE Jamie Bochert. Isn't she also in the new MJ campaign? I am off to hunt. more » J.D.Regent: I have grown to love Beyonce, but I still don't want to smell like House of Dereon. more » Gundam_Halo: Serious question for the jezzies, concerning the Beyonce perfume ad: Does the sexual nature of the ad add to the appeal of the perfume? The sultry l... more » bluebears: Shoes last forever? Huh. I guess if you have over a hundred pairs and wear each pair a total of 5 times a year they may last forever. Also, to be irr... more » dialing_footnoterphone: WTF is wrong with that picture of Beyonce? Is it poorly photoshopped or slightly pixilated due to a shrinkage? Her thigh looks like a 4 year old was g... more » hortense: Oh, man. All I can think of when I see "heat" now is that "Body Heat" cologne they keep pushing during Jersey Shore. Bad association, B! more » ClockOnTheStove: Stocking stuffer for Russell Brand!!!1 more » twirlywhirly: Somehow I can't imagine a "catfish pussy" to be very clean. more » furthermore: You guys, Jezebel has totally ruined me. I used to think John Mayer was a total arse, then I started reading tweet beat and following him on twitter ... more » MargaretMoony: Aw, Russell Brand's a cat person! And DEAR GOD Simon Pegg is super awesome! But, we already knew that. more » Scout: wants to be married to Simon Pegg. (and Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant, Lee Pace etc etc) i hate myself for reading these twatter threads, by the way. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Stumbling on stage keeps you humble? Funny, I would think that it was not knowing what the Bush Doctrine or the names of the newspapers you read are t... more » Penny: House Wives Anecdote. This morning my boss (a Chief Merchandising Officer) was leading a meeting and when someone was late he said "you're tarty to t... more » MalinaMango: Soulja Boy's tweet inspired me to read about catfish anatomy. Female fish use the same hole for defecation, urination and sex, so I'm guessing that be... more » ElleL: So what happens when Low Battery sexts you for a Golden Shower, Mayer? Does that mean your Shower Head needs a changing? Cheat FAIL. more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: John Mayer, you may be a jerk, but damn you're a genius. more » -
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Beyoncé's Hot Scent; Madonna Prefers Shoes To Sex
- Beyoncé's first perfume, Heat, launches in February. She says, "Red is one of my favorite colors, as is gold." And the bottle is intended to look antique, because her mother had so many old perfumes when she was little. [WWD]
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#tweetbeat
Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now? More » -
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Whitney Disses Lauren; Maria Sharapova Wants A Clothing Line
- Whitney Port isn't in Kell On Earth. And on Lauren Conrad: "We still keep in touch on a friendship level. But in terms of fashion we don't really talk about it anymore because we're not in the same arena." [PopEater]
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#tyrant
Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
Want to lose your appetite before Thanksgiving? Today on Tyra, Heidi Montag claimed that sex with husband Spencer Pratt produces 30 orgasms per session. Tyra asked her how that was possible, and Heidi, motioning with her hands, referenced Spencer's "equipment." More » -
#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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#ragtrade
No Blake For Beckham; Supermodel Puts Photos On Display
- Victoria Beckham's team always denies the best rumors. Blake Lively, apparently, will not be the face of her next campaign for the dress line. [UK Vogue]
- Helena Christensen's photographs of climate change in Peru are being exhibited in London. [BBC]
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#snapjudgment
The Hills Are Alive… And Teetering
[Los Angeles, November 11. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#tweetbeat
Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler apologizes for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey on The Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay Lohan says she's "definitely" doing a third album, and Heidi Montag is buying a gun. More » -
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Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused. More » -
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At Hollywood Style Awards, "Style" In Sneer Quotes
Morning, friends! Welcome to another glorious week and another baffling edition of The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly, where we answer the question: just how bad were the clothes at Hollywood Life's 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards? More » -
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Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
- Kanye West new life of humility isn't off to a good start. Over the weekend at Common's benefit show in Hollywood he threw a fit when he wasn't offered food backstage and saw another man eating chicken.
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#ragtrade
Go Wild, Avoid Pants, And Stand Warned!
- Yes, this outfit is available! [OC via Racked]
- Kanye's so-last-week jackassery has spawned a tee shirt. We say: stop trying to make "I'ma let you finish" happen! [InventorSpot]
- Miuccia Prada has a "passion for knickers," believes deeply in no-pants. [Telegraph]
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#goodbadugly
Diva-Licious! At VH1 Divas 2009!
I always thought a "diva" was a survivor with a colorful string of lovers and struggles. And some of the VH1 Divas at the Brooklyn Academy of Music - Liza, Jennifer, Toni - definitely qualify. Miley Cyrus? Not so much. More » -
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Jon Gosselin Gets Rid Of Family Dogs; Chris Brown Begins Community Service
- Is Jon Gosselin trying to look bad? He's returned the two family dogs to the breeder. "Jon blames Kate for having to give up the dogs," says a source. "Of course, these days Jon blames Kate for just about everything."
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#expectlamethings
LC Lauren Conrad For Kohl's
LC Lauren Conrad, the latest fashion contribution from the former Hills star, launched today at Kohl's. Compared to her now-defunct "high end" line, the new stuff for Kohl's is just the same shit with a different price tag. More » -
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Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs
- Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
- Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]
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#goodbadugly
The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
The MTV Video Music Awards always bring out some spectacular trainwrecks, but 2009's, at Radio City, was a vagina-showcasing, skintight, navel-plunging, transparent house of horrors that either said something really optimistic about the economy or foretold the end of days. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Cops Suspended For Leaking Rihanna Photo; Jon Plans Playdate For Hailey & The Kids
- Two female LAPD officers were suspended for leaking the photo of a beaten Rihanna. They are facing disciplinary action and a possible charge of identifying a victim of domestic violence if it's proven that they were responsible. [Contact Music]
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#tweetbeat
Cindy McCain Has A Headache, Hates "Blogers"
Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy McCain bravely speaks out in defense of those who suffer from migraines, Perez Hilton endorses bulimia, and Kim Kardashian hung out with Deepak Chopra. More »
