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more about #lauralinney more comments → LizzieBennet-Darcy: A Heather's TV Show? George Clooney's hand!? Jon Gosselin with a black eye? The Countess back on the market? The anomaly known as Megan Fox? The end... more » likepenguins: " If I could just be either beating someone up or getting my ass beaten in every scene I would love it. It's so sexy." So, basically, if in every sc... more » BlondeGoddess: So, were the Romanians booing Madonna for being called on their racism, or because she should have called the gypsies Romas? Judging by her reaction, ... more » Experiment626: i gotta say, i was disappointed at jezebel for not criticizing chris brown more, particularly because he seems to have garnered so much sympathy from ... more » fluxus flucker: My sister and I have a pact that if we ever start sounding crazy and allowing or excusing our children's bad behavior that we must slap the offender i... more » la.donna.pietra: Serena, honey, I would give just about anything to have your arms and the backhand that goes with them. more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: I think it's really cool that Mayer donated that much money for something so trivial and self-deprecating. Good for him for not being a douche for once. more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: Hey, the VMAs are on my birthday! more » kookla: Yeah, the guy who rolled the car with his kids unbuckled inside that may have been drunk? You just trumped Jon Gosselin as Douchey Father of the Year. more » ritualtheory: Ooooh, ooh, ooh, Helen Mirren in "Brighton Rock" is maybe even more exciting than Laura Linney on Showtime ~ be still, beating nerdy heart ~ more » that's what she said: Nothing Megan Fox ever says ever makes sense to me. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I would watch Laura Linney in anything. Now I might have to get Showtime just for her. Damn you for making me shell out money for cable, Laura Linney! more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: I was an atheist, but now that God has shown his goodness through Chris Brown, I'm a convert. Praise be the Lord! more » velvet.fistfull of love: Oh, dear, sweet, painfully misguided Megan Fox.. Seeing that quote paired with the mother of Chris Brown waxing poetic about God... I'm glad I am a p... more » femputer: It's about God?! LMAO. I'm trying that in court at my next appearance. "Your honor, I'd just like to say: This isn't about me and the stupid shit I... more » -
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Chris Brown Parties After Sentencing; Jon Gosselin Gets Stitches After Head Injury
- On Tuesday night, hours after his sentencing, Chris Brown partied at a night club in Hollywood. His probation report says he can't drink or be in places that serve alcohol, but he may get off on a technicality.
