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more about #latoyajackson more comments → Ms Meghan: I stopped following Rose McGowan when she tweeted about how horrible red light cameras are and she needed a way to hide her license plate from them. ... more » Marla Singer: A year later: "I'm skinny but being fed through a tube because I can no longer chew LOL" #kirstiealleytwitter more » matildawormwood: Kirstie Alley and Dan Cortese...that is an image i need to replace quickly. Guess he's still a mimbo. #kirstiealleytwitter more » yvanehtnioj: I'm impressed Demi was driving a 5 y/o car. Not that that's really old, but in my mind stars throw away their Bentleys at the end of the week because... more » shefightsback: I lay awake at night wondering the same thing, Larry. It haunts me. #kirstiealleytwitter more » quatrevingtquatre: Best Tweet of the Day came from John Mayer! He sent out this tearjerker of a link: [www.mentalfloss.com] more » efine: Mrs. Kutcher: doesn't unnecessarily buying a new Prius sort of negate the environmental awesomeness of having a Prius in the the first place? more » TheJessie: Brooke looks like she may have been going for Old Greg #gallery more » vulcanized: I always love how totally unsexy Heidi Klum's Halloween costumes are. She's like the opposite of everybody - she's sexy all the rest of the year, so ... more » applejuice: Half an hour ago I was watching "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" which is quite depressing. Seeing good ol' Brad dressed as eveybody's (ie my kid... more » highjump: Anyone see Christian Siriano as Ariel? Hilar. And his partner was Prince Eric! [twitpic.com] #gallery more » ZombieEmpress: Let us pretend that Gavin Rossdale is going as Tallahasse from Zombieland. #gallery more » linnyt is a walking cliché: I couldn't immediately tell that Coco and Ice-T were in costume. #gallery more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: I think that one of Brooke's wee girls might be a buzzy bee or something, looking at the head gear. #gallery more » curiousgeorgiana: Paul Rudd and his son are too adorable. And Brad Pitt-- I love you. Seriously. It is a love that will never die. #gallery more » -
#tweetbeat
Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
#halloweenscene
Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Celebrities, both with and without their children, were out in full force last night, showing off their fancy pants Halloween costumes to the world. Ahead, a roundup of the most notable costumes of the night. More » -
#dirtbag
Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
- Texas gal Renée Zellweger will spend the holidays in Philadelphia with Bradley Cooper's parents. Sounds like the plot of a romcom. But it's real! [NY Daily News]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Polanski's Victim Wants Charges Dropped; Did Reese Lie About Her Country Roots?
- Roman Polanski's victim, Samantha Geimer, has filed papers urging a California appeals court to dismiss the criminal case against him. She says she's received nearly 500 media calls since his arrest and just wants people to "leave her alone."
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#dirtbag
Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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#dirtbag
Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape
- Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Declares War On TLC; Autopsy Reveals Michael Was Healthy, Tattooed
- Jon Gosselin is demanding TLC stop filming Jon and Kate. He posted a sign on his gate reading, "NOTICE: NO FILM CREW OR PRODUCTION STAFF FROM TLC IS PERMITTED ON THIS PROPERTY UNDER PENELTY [sic] OF TRESPASS. JOHNATHON [sic] GOSSELIN"
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#viewaskew
The View: Co-Host La Toya Jackson Insists MJ's Death Was A Conspiracy
This morning, La Toya Jackson co-hosted The View, where she said she believes that her brother Michael was murdered in a conspiracy regarding his publishing catalog, and then was insulted by Jeffrey Ross, who said she looked like a hooker. More » -
#dirtbag
Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap includes the Jerry Lewis telethon, lots of Tyra, and white people rapping. More » -
#dirtbag
Chris Brown: "I Want To Understand My Feelings"
- Chris Brown, currently on his National Bow Tie Apology Tour, says he's ready to meet with a counselor: "I want to understand my feelings. I want to find out what really transpired as far as me that night."[People]
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#dirtbag
Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Calls Cops Over Missing Phone; Kate Gosselin's Sleepover With The Bodyguard
- Lindsay Lohan left her phone in a New York deli. When she came back to retrieve it an employee wanted to check the security tape to make sure it was hers, which made Linds freak out and call the cops.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features Adderall, Levi Johnston, and Fox News "liberalism." More » -
#dirtbag
Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
- Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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#irony
Vintage Donahue: Phil And La Toya Jackson
In 1989—during an interview with La Toya Jackson—Phil Donahue had the following to say about the Jackson family: "I have to admire [Joe Jackson]. Nine kids, no scandal…Everybody's drug-free…Everybody's walking around and talking and acting normal." [FourFour] -
#snapjudgment
Does This Mean There's A Clothing Line In The Works?
[Beverly Hills, August 3. Image via WENN.]
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#dirtbag
Mark Wahlberg Marries, Ali Larter Also Says "I Do," And Brad And Angelina Fight Over Burial Plots
- Mark Wahlberg married his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham yesterday in a small ceremony in Beverly Hills. "She looked like a princess and beyond stunning. Mark looked ecstatic," says a source. So much for Nicole 4 Eva! [People]
