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more about #lasvegas napalmnacey is an angry feminist: Why is nobody ever happy with the colour of skin they were born with? more » anastasia beaverhousen: There can't be all that much money in the tanning pagent/underwear circuit. How do these girls earn enough to live? more » PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: "Basically, we spend every waking hour and every dime we make trying to be something we're not, ... Fake hair, fake teeth, fake tans, fake boobs". more » o-line: I, for one, think they look delightful. Signed, A carrot dipped in lube and rolled in Barbie's hair clippings more » BabyJane: I wonder if they come with pop-up timers? more » Chamalla,barren crone: Wherein Jessica learns the true meaning of the term "scholarship competition" used so liberally and quite disingenuously in the brochures. more » PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: Whatever the scientists may say, if we take the supernatural out of life, we leave only the unnatural. more » my cousin is an ape: Wait--they look kind of like when you popped one Barbie's head off and put it on another's body. I can't have been the only one that did that. Or mayb... more » shorty63136: Despite being a minority, I do understand that all different types of people like to tan (that is to mean that I even know black people who tan so the... more » GirlFailer: Blonde on left: "I canth moof my fath." more » midwesternmom: Miss Oompa-Loompa 2009 happily greets her fans, while the first runner-up regrets she always washes her hands after using the bathroom. more » paisleylady: ...only happens from the neck down. more » LaComtesse: ...apparently turns you the most unnatural shade of orange I've ever seen. I guess it's all the nuclear testing they do in the desert. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Apparently, Vegas suffers from a horrible meteorological condition wherein the sun is actually BELOW the city, thus making everyone's face a normal hu... more » dj_chick: Orange you glad to be in Vegas? more » labeled: I call tanandagains! ..sulks off, resigned more » Flackette Goes Retro: Sponsored by the company that makes those little zappy things dermatologists use to burn off pre-cancerous skin lesions. more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): ... is tainted by orange skid marks. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Is that the same girl who does that yoga/yogurt commercial? "I don't know where my hand is!" more » LoSpaz: My hair is that color. But I cannot bend like that. more » -
#showgirls
End of an Era
Tropicana Las Vegas' floorshow, "Les Folies Bergere" - considered scandalous when it opened in 1959 - is closing this month due to flagging ticket sales in a struggling Sin City. [CNN] -
#leftovers
Sarah Palin Unhappy With Intimate Biography • Fox Cub Prefers Human Company
• Governor Sarah Palin is speaking out against the "fantasies" published in the newly released "Trailblazer: An Intimate Biography of Sarah Palin." Her camp has accused author Lorenzo Benet of practicing "bad journalism." • More » -
