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more about #larryking more comments → Katxyz: Liar. It is believe and documented that only one single American remained in Kigali, Rwanda once the genocide began in 1994, and he was an American p... more » tewkesbury: this would have been way more interesting if instead of Matthew Davis, they'd gotten Dave Matthews to talk about the Salahis. more » LaFemme: Looking at this screencap alone is a reminder of how pleased I am with my decision to get the hell out of the District. more » professor hummingbird: Ooooh, the atrocity-drop! I love that one. It's almost as effective here as when students use it in their Ethics papers: "Why is abortion wrong? W... more » carinamarie: "a la Who's Who of American High School Students, in which overpriced books are created only to be sold back to the extremely naive and self-obsessed ... more » hughman: it's like he's interviewing for a pathetic insurance salesman job, trying to quicktalk all his achievements. "well we have other people to talk to, we... more » icyblonde: Somewhere Andy Warhol is going, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, I didn't necessarily mean that would be a GOOD THING." And then he cries into his Ray Bans. more » GreyCat: If you are cashing in on a friend's 15 minutes of fame, do you only get 7.5 minutes? Like your time gets halved for every degree of separation between... more » yvanehtnioj: Lindsay? "Atrocity-drop" is the best thing that's happened so far today. I applaud you. more » Lymed: I live in Washington, DC. I'm going on The View tomorrow to talk about how I may have once eaten in the same restaurant the Salahis ate in the week b... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): I'm thinking that Tiger Woods' prayer for a miracle news distraction was heard. more » Dorawithanattitude: That's a whole boat load of crazy-sad right there... I expect anyone on the "defending them" team will be equally out there on the fringe end of the r... more » mimigoliath: Ugh, I work for one of those who's who scams. I feel like a bad person because I can't find anything else and can't afford to quit. Please tell me the... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Prediction: naked picture discovery by Christmas. Anyone care to take that bet? more » SarahMC: I am soooooooooooo siiiiiiick of faaaaaaaaaame whoooooooooores. Sorry. more » -
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Meet Matthew Davis: The White House Crashers' Most Shameless Friend
Before their Today show appearance this morning, the White House crashers were supposed to appear on last night's Larry King... but they backed out and sent friends instead. The most ridiculous of these pals: Matthew Christian Davis. Let's meet him! More » -
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Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee. More » -
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Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. More » -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Tyra's on-stage colonic, Tricia Walsh-Smith's freakout, Jon Gosselin's opinion on Balloon Boy, and more. More » -
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Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
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Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan says (via Kate Major) that this Twitter account is fake (but we're not really buying that), Martha Stewart keeps posting pictures of gross stuff, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to Twitter from maternity leave. More » -
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Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Airs Ronson Family Dirty Laundry
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay complains about her girlfriend's family, Spencer Pratt Tweets his phone number, and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em is in the studio with Kanye. More » -
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Elizabeth Taylor Accuses Media Of Lying About Her Health Issues
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again. More » -
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Heidi Montag Is Working On A New Clothing Line
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T gives a sage PSA about privacy and the internet, Miley Cyrus wishes she could text with her Mammie, and Chris Brown is so totally sick of "lame azz people." More » -
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Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
- Alexsandra Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, has filed a paternity case alleging that Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles, is the father of her child. He has been married to Tina Knowles since 1980. [TMZ]
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Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
- Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:
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#tyrant
Tyra Teaches Larry King How To Smize
Tyra was on Larry King Live last night, where she discussed her recent weight loss, made Larry touch her real hair, and taught him how to smize, something that can land non-models a second date...or even a job! More » -
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Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully
- Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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Chris Brown Tweets About Community Service
Today in Tweet Beat, Rachel Zoe meets Barbara Walters, Joe Simpson tries to be young, and Kourtney Kardashian is so pregnant she can't see her vagina anymore. More » -
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Cindy McCain Has A Headache, Hates "Blogers"
Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy McCain bravely speaks out in defense of those who suffer from migraines, Perez Hilton endorses bulimia, and Kim Kardashian hung out with Deepak Chopra. More » -
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Is Courtney Love Going To Guest-Host The View!?
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love blows our minds: She is considering doing a week-long guest co-hosting stint on The View. (Please Barbara/God, make it happen!) Also, Kim Zolciak says she wants to perform at the VMAs this year. More » -
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Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It
- In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:
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Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
- Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:
