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more about #lancome MargaretMoony: "David Lynch is directing the next Marion Cotillard Dior handbag ad." ....... WHAT????? more » JessickerFletcher: I was about to say something like "I really wish I look as good as Julia by the time I'm fortysomething," then I realized, (*sigh*) I wish I looked li... more » caffeinequeen: Okay, it's bad enough when your 75cent bag of Baked Lay's sour cream and cheddar chips gets caught on the...prong thingy. I can only imagine the horr... more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: I am SO onboard with Julia becoming the "face" of a cosmetics campaign. Linda Evangelista, bonus for 400 Alex. Un-airbrushed gorgeous 40+ ladies, yay!... more » A Small Turnip: Sephora vending machines in actual stores seems like a slightly odd choice, but if they put them in ladies' loos, I would be on that like it was cake... more » LilSpitfire: Sephora is my dirty little pleasure of "browsing for weird but cool shit to put in my hair". more » futuremouse: Somehow these items read like my train of thought when really truly baked - Julia Roberts is so pretty... like that lady's bracelet. Think she'll gi... more » andBegorrah: Okay, but then how do I get the Sephora products back into the vending machine once I've stuck my grimy fingers in every single container, contracted ... more » cinematheques: Although I can see how the Sephora vending machine can be a good idea, I'll have to say that if I'm paying a lot for a particular brand of make-up, I ... more » PaintedTrollop: I want to see Andre Leon Talley's equestrian costume, please. more » a_common_reader: I'm still upset about the Lacroix business. He's a true visionary. I'm all over the makeup vending machines too. Now if only they could have a pipeli... more » divine booty: Am I the only one who thinks it's tacky to buy a bracelet off of someone wearing it? more » PetiteGal: Sephora VENDING MACHINES? I thought the whole purpose of Sephora was so that you can spend hours and hours there playing with make-up! more » badmutha: Vending machines that sell beauty products? I love it. I love it so much I want to marry it. more » Mary McCarthyite: According to the link, Kate Moss bought the bracelet off the wrist of Ann Dexter-Jones (who is a jewelry designer who designed the bracelet) and is al... more » Madlenka: Megan Fox's "worldwide brand" = Chapstick? more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: What poor fucking set stylist had to paint bales of hay magenta for that ridic shoot? more » lilbobbytables: The cheapest item is a $41,000 cocktail dress. I will make you a dress for the cheap price of $40,000! Line up to the left! No pushing! more » SevenNationArmy: LOL I wonder what the really into fashion people have to say about Megan Fox at a couture show, atleast when their heads aren't exploding. more » PrarieMuffin: I read this headline as "Britney Picks Up A Polo Player Rapist," and actually found myself wondering whether or not this was a step-up from Sam Lutfi.... more » -
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Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
- Julia Roberts will become a face of Lancôme, appearing in ads beginning early next year. Roberts earns up to $20 million per film, and could realize a similar amount from her first major beauty contract; the company won't say. [WWD]
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Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld
- Britney Spears' second trip out the gate for Candie's is an equestrian-themed acid-trip Photoshopped to ridiculousness. [DListed]
- No Shit Headline Of The Day: "New Report Sees Luxury Struggling." [WWD]
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Marc To Marry In Provincetown; Madonna (But No Jesus) For Louis Vuitton
- Marc Jacobs and his Brazilian fiancé, Lorenzo Martone, are set to marry next month in Provincetown. Also, Jacobs is taking the artists John Currin and Rachel Feinstein, plus Madonna, to the Met ball. [FWD]
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#badvertising
Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
Not only is the completely false and made-up term "anti-aging" loathsome, the ads associated with "anti-aging" products are, without fail, offensive, cruel and chock-full of misleading language. Let's take a look, shall we? More » -
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Vogue Readers Don't Get The Bag; Filene's Basement On The Block
- Vogue subscribers are lured with a free-gift gimmick that looks...different when it comes in the mail. Of course, subscribing to Vogue is basically scheduling disappointment monthly, but the bait-and-switch is not normally so overt. [NYPost]
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