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more about #kristincavallari kemperboyd: Why would I watch this? The only over the top drama I care about is my own!!....... more » i'm a bottle: It actually looks like Spencer and Heidi are making it work. It reminds me of that scene in Annie Hall, where Alvie Singer approaches people on the s... more » boxspelunker: ARGLEBLARGH if you don't want kids, don't have them. It is not only unfair to the children, who will know that they aren't wanted, but it's just a wa... more » o-line: Are all of the seasons like 6 episodes long? more » Booksaretoo: Dear Santa Claus, All I want for Christmas is to live as privileged an existence as these people and for Spencer to get a vasectomy so that he can nev... more » BabyJane: Wait, if Spencer doesn't want kids, then why did he take off that idiotic cowboy hat? That thing looked like a guaranteed abstinence inducer to me. more » BlondeGoddess: Thank you Alexa Chung for asking Audrina what we all desperately neede to know: what does JustinBobby smell like? Sorry guys, vid is not working ... more » AmbiguouslyStraightUno: I feel like Heidi's forehead looks smaller... is that possible? Like, did she get hair implants to make it appear smaller? Is this the new plastic sur... more » FroderickFronkensteen: How the world kept spinning on its own accord before this show existed, I'll never know. more » sara-without-an-h: That gull is a more compelling screen presence than anyone on the show. more » Snizzy-Snazz Bullets: That's not a vacant look, you guys! She's, like, thinking REALLY hard! About, like, global melting and stuff. Such as. more » BuffySummers: Ooh, where to start: Scene 1: Maybe the most natural I've ever seen Audrina act. Maybe there's hope for her show (is that still happening?) yet? Sce... more » Tchotchke: Jayde's obnoxious, Valley-Girl whine is so fucking annoying. more » jenilane: Audrina's all: "Quit playing games with my heart!" more » warhol's gnarwol: Audrina is so daft. Wow. I think she forgets sometimes that she's working from a script, and it seems (at least from this clip) that Justin is working... more » boxspelunker: I'm sure the strippers loved her sitting there saying "I can do that." Not like it's rude or anything. more » hughman: i think justin and kristen and brody should go to chippendales and then brody can be the third wheel and kristen can make justin and brody make out s... more » lady_justice: So here I am, watching the first clip totally nodding my head in agreement with Spencer. "YES! It would be horrible if Heidi got pregnant!" "Yes, I t... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: As far as I'm concerned, Charlie makes the show. I've said it before but he is really the perfect foil for Spencer. And my interpretation of the strip... more » madeofawesome: Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse, as foretold by John the Revelator in the book of Revelation. And behold, in the year 2012, the blonde brough... more » -
#clips
The Hills Finale: "Oh Look, There's Cake!"
The Hills finale was last night, and it was a searing investigation into the heartbreaking truth about love versus fear, freedom versus security, and the virtue of having a rich and fulfilling inner life. Haha, jk. More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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#overthehills
The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny! More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"
Now that Kristin has joined the cast of The Hills, things are already changing, like the fact that JustinBobby has lost all his cool cache, and resorts to flirting by asking girls their sign. Oh, and also, Stephanie Pratt's schnozz. More » -
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#dirtbag
Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"
- More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
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#paydays
Rich Kids Make Money Acting Like Rich Kids On TV
Kristin Cavallari is being paid $90,000 per episode to appear on The Hills; Heidi Montag gets $100,000 — and received about $375,000 to pose for Playboy. Worthwhile investments? MTV thinks so. [The Daily Beast] -
#overthehills
Kristin Cavallari Responds To MTV Branding Her "The Bitch"
Last night, MTV aired a 30-minute preview of the new season of The Hills called The Bitch Is Back, during which cast members were interviewed, including new addition Krisin Cavallari, who spoke about being marketed, literally, as "the bitch." More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Gosselin Gets Rid Of Family Dogs; Chris Brown Begins Community Service
- Is Jon Gosselin trying to look bad? He's returned the two family dogs to the breeder. "Jon blames Kate for having to give up the dogs," says a source. "Of course, these days Jon blames Kate for just about everything."
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#dirtbagafterdark
More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
- This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."
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#dirtbag
Heigl Confirms Adoption; Aniston Calls "Lonely Girl" Label B.S.
- It's confirmed: Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelly are adopting a baby girl from Korea. In an episode to air on Friday, Katherine tells Ellen:
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#overthehills
The Hills Trailer: Rehab, Girl Fights, & A Lot More JustinBobby
MTV has released an extended trailer for the new season of The Hills, premiering September 29. Kristin pretends to destroy everyone's lives, Heidi pretends to have baby fever, and Spencer really wears a cowboy hat all season. More » -
#goodbadugly
Seriously Strange Love At Nylon!
Nylon Magazine's parties always bring out the glam and the weird and the stars, and their TV Issue Party, at L.A.'s Mondrian Skybar, was no exception. Think Anna Paquin, Diablo Cody, Eliza Dushku, and many more delightfully bizarre ensembles! More » -
#missnomanners
Kristin Cavallari Is No Dear Abby
In the video after the jump, Kristin Cavallari dishes out unsolicited advice on health care, Jon Gosselin, and the celebrity attention-getter that will replace the vagina flash. It's so bad it'll make you appreciate Dr. Phil. [Funny Or Die] More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
- Though Scotland Yard is investigating Lindsay Lohan for stealing jewels from a photo shoot, a rep from British Elle says they have no reason to suspect Linds was the thief.
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#dirtbag
Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
