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more about #kristenstewart Diziet_Sma: Michael Shannon as Kim Foley is awesome casting. more » Scout: now I want to watch "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains" more » Laines: Lord help me they're trashing another touchstone of my youth. All I need now to finish me off is a remake of "Sid & Nancy" starring Miley Cyrus and o... more » Scout: ** more » Triana Orpheus: That...told me nothing. I hate when trailers are mostly music. Still, I do want to see this. more » leedevious: I don't like Kristen Stewart as Joan. Joan Jett wasn't all mopey. She was energetic. Additionally, I play in a punk band and I try to dress like Jo... more » AgainWithFeeling: I feel like there's a really good Bella-sees-the-light Twilight/Runaways mashup to be made once this comes out. more » I, Zombie Normal: I will go see this, as I have undying love for The Runaways (and Girlschool!!) for bringing a female voice to rock and roll. I grew up in the 70's, wi... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: OH MY GOD KRISTEN STEWART STOP LICKING YOUR LIPS IN EVERY MOVIE THAT YOU ARE EVER IN EVER. Capslock: Bringin' the RAGE. more » BeSarcastic: Heart? more » thecameralovesyou: I'm actually really friggin excited about this movie. And it led me to watch a bunch of Joan videos already today. 1983 was awesome. more » bluebears: Uh, Joan (or writer)?...in 2009, Rock was a Man's World. more » Ultraprison!: This guy is suing WoW... for making you walk from place to place in the world of the game. Gosh, why can't Blizzard just sell a game that beats itself??? more » Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: Doesn't Erik Estavillo know that all of Blizzard's lawyers are Paladins? They simply have to cast Righteous Defense and Judgment of Justice at the tr... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Chris Weitz directed New Moon? Whaa? more » Snacky_Onassis: I took a few tylenol PMs last night before bed and had a dream I touched Suri Cruise's hair. It felt like spun gold. more » Wishnick: I had no idea that Anderson Cooper is gay. Gawd I am behind the times. *sigh* I wonder if this lends more or less credence to my theory that he's actu... more » to do everything in truth: Okay, I'm SO confused by this Erik Estavillo guy and his lawsuit, because while I have no doubt in my mind that one can be addicted to WoW, just as on... more » MalinaMango: So you can subpoena random celebrities to testify in your frivolous court cases? I'm honestly impressed that more of the crazy stalkers out there have... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Erik bringing up the Catcher in the Rye should be flashing big red warning lights, yes? more » -
#moviesthatrock
"In 1975, Rock Was A Man's World."
This line, from the trailer of Joan Jett early biopic The Runways, should give a general sense of its subtlety. That said, Stewart looks rad, albeit exactly like herself. Dakota Fanning? A little bit of the "Jenny Humpreys." [YouTube] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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#twihards
Taylor Lautner And His Army Of Woo Girls Blow Edward Cullen Off The Stage
While telling Jimmy Kimmel about his workout routine for New Moon Taylor Lautner let it slip that he needed to put "something in [his] mouth every two hours." Upon hearing this, the audience completely lost their minds. More » -
#dirtbag
Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
- A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]
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#criticalmass
Critics Say New Moon, Twihards Suck
The reviews for New Moon are terrible, with critics trashing the script, director, actors, CGI, and even Twihards themselves, saying the film panders to fans who wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them. More » -
#filmschooled
Howling At New Moon: Midnight Screening Is Total Mayhem
Two little words appeared on the screen: New. Moon. And as you can hear in this clip, those words caused Twihards to yelp, clap, and shriek. More » -
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#goodbadugly
Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!
R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes! More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
- Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.
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#dirtbag
Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbag
Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#goodbadugly
Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
You could not doubt the commitment to sparkle motion of anyone at the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. We could barely see the vampires, werewolves, Joan Jett and many stars for all the blinding sequins of the assembled company... More » -
#dirtbag
Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
- While filming her upcoming interview with Barbara Walters for 20/20, Sarah Palin claimed she was "shocked" and "devastated" when she learned of her daughter Bristol's pregnancy, as she had no idea Bristol was sexually active. [ABCNews]
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#dirtbag
Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#snapjudgment
Twilight Stars Hold Hands, Twihard Brains Explode
[Paris, November 10. Image via Splash.]
