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more about #krazykarl more comments → adiam7: I love him so much not as much as his deceased mother, she sounds like a gem! more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I picture him saying these things with his accent and I fall out. Some are so over the top, they're hilarious. Of course if he were not outrageous... more » lafleur: Congratulations, Jezebel, you've made me love him even more. I've always been a contrary little thing. more » Julicide: "I have no human feelings", etc. I'm glad he's Chaneled that energy and didn't become a serial killer. more » BetteD: So how long will it be before Megan Fox becomes the Lindsay Lohan to his Ungaro? They seem a perfect fit: riotously self-absorbed, yet transparently s... more » salthegeek: Oh and he kinda looks like character out of a Final Fantasy game more » salthegeek: As a guy and a video gamer , all that I know of him is that he has a radio station in GTA4. And He has loads of ipods. more » CoalMineCanary: Gosh, Karl. You're such a kunt sometimes. more » Snizzy-Snazz Bullets: Oh Karl... I can forgive you because you gave us these shoes. more » Eleanor Ramilly: Karl Lagerfeld: The Prune of the Day. more » NellMood: It's so true that rabbits would have our heads if they could. I totally support the fur industry as long as it keeps those vicious bunny gangs under c... more » badmutha: I love the way the Fug Girls always have him talking. It is hilarious. And looking at these pictures, I have decided that Tommy Lee Jones should play ... more » linnyt is a walking cliché: I think this is the first time I've seen his eyes. He'd be so plain without the glasses. more » AfroJezeBella: I kind of like his krazy. It's funny. more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Is it weird that I think he looks better fat? more » -
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Kaiser Karl's Kraziest Kuotes
Chanel's creative director says the darndest things. Whether it's picking fights with "heavy" Heidi Klum, or calling Yves Saint Laurent "very middle-of-the-road French, very pied-noir, very provincial," or dissing "fat mothers with their bags of chips," Lagerfeld's krazy goes deep. More » -
