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more about #kirstiealley more comments → Sputnik_Sweetheart: Nick, are you trying to seduce me? Because you are making me giggle today. more » KATE!: lame diablo, lame. more » TransFat: But Stacy, what else am I going to do at a red light? Also...what if that text was the code to disarm the bomb in the white house? ONLY I CAN STOP IT... more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Preach, Sarah!!!! And it's definitely not just chick flicks she's talking about... The Apatow films are soooo guilty of this. And even though I love N... more » SUNNY1: "Just step up and give $ to people who really need it. FORGIVEN" Kirstie, do you want an island too? Is that was this is? more » SUNNY1: John Mayer, I was just beginning to like you. more » LilyBonesBurana: What does it mean, in terms of execution of sentiment, when Hefner is "serious" about one of his three girlfriends? She gets to sleep in the big-boy ... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Michael Ian Black's tweet bothers me. Because it reminds me that he's married and I have no chance with him. more » sweetnsassy2: The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness more » freewrite: Thank you, JEZEBEEEEELLLLLLLLL! more » LatestBy: This is art. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell. Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Re... more » Snowbunny: I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people. more » Penny: I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this." Yeah, I loved it. more » femme-bot: When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!? more » -
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Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
Today in Tweetbeat: Kirstie Alley has a cool idea for Tiger Woods' redemption, Sarah Silverman points out one of the most annoying tropes in chick flicks, and one of the Madden brothers learns a lesson about mean people on Twitter. More » -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
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Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More » -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay claims the voicemail recordings her father released are from "years ago," Levi Johnston is kind of a big deal, and Star Jones is ready to be a poster child for weight loss. More » -
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Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
Today in Tweet Beat, Dolly Parton is carrying around a heavy burden, Chelsea Handler addresses her critics, and Jessica Simpson disses Melrose Place in solidarity for Ashlee. -
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Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is still on the fence about posing full-frontal, Kirstie Alley has a stalker, and Kelly Osbourne got a new puppy. More » -
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Levi Johnston Tweets About His "Wang"
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston contemplates how much his wiener is worth, Scott Baio brags about his pro-life bona fides, and Kirstie Alley defends Scientology. More » -
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Billy Ray Pleads For Miley Cyrus To Return To Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton gets a pig, Kirstie Alley hates Chelsea Handler, and Jessica Simpson finally learns how to spell "Morocco." More » -
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Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar. More » -
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Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
Today in Tweet Beat, Star Jones, Kirstie Alley, and Sherri Shepherd are incensed over those who defend Roman Polanski, Chris Brown thanks his fans who still support him, and Jane Fonda actually does something tangible about violence against women. More » -
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Former Top Model Adrianne Curry Endorses Hitachi Magic Wands
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry professes her love of vibrators, Joan Rivers is annoying Melissa, and OutKast's Big Boi is a U2 fan. More » -
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Celebs React To Kanye At The VMAs
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Chris Brown, Pink, Katy Perry, Jenna Jameson, and Ricky Martin all turn to Twitter to weigh in on Kanye West's behavior at last night's VMAs. More » -
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Cindy McCain Has A Headache, Hates "Blogers"
Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy McCain bravely speaks out in defense of those who suffer from migraines, Perez Hilton endorses bulimia, and Kim Kardashian hung out with Deepak Chopra. More » -
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Is Courtney Love Going To Guest-Host The View!?
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love blows our minds: She is considering doing a week-long guest co-hosting stint on The View. (Please Barbara/God, make it happen!) Also, Kim Zolciak says she wants to perform at the VMAs this year. More » -
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Kendra Wilkinson Is Working On Her Book
Today in Tweet Beat, Kendra has a book deal and someone to write it, Intervention interventionist Ken Seeley is on some weird crash diet, Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub is desperate for people to stalk her. More » -
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Yoko Ono Turns To Twitter To Express The Importance Of Letter-Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko prefers snail mail, Tyra makes an important announcement about her real hair, Sherri Shepherd is missing a box of fake hair, and someone hired Pauly Shore to act in something. More » -
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Lauren Bacall Wants A Cigarette; Tyra Wants Bacon
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love admits she Googles herself, Miley Cyrus keeps forgetting to wear her retainer, and Larry King believes in aliens, but does not believe the government is hiding them from us. More »
