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more about #kirstendunst more comments → BlondeGoddess: I just read the 'How To Take A Shower' post. I don't know how I could have missed that one, but I'm glad to have it in my life at last. more » Rare Affinity: Based on the taglines alone, would anyone other than a Kirsten Dunst fan be inspired to buy the magazine? Any magazine promising EASY tips to weight-l... more » futuremouse: Perfect! My alien invasion attempts are always foiled by sub-par concealer and oddly colored cleavage. Well, that and Will Smith. Damn you Will Smith. more » CurtCole: They're already better at this than us. more » badmutha: "Stuff that will stain your towels" may be perfect for the natural stuff, but "Things that you can use instead of finger nail polish remover" go under... more » LaFemme: Oh man. I got this last week and cringed reading Dunst's, "there are so many shitty little towns in the middle of the country" quote and was surprised... more » BetteD: Tom Cruise, consider your stocking stuffed! And no, that is not a metaphor. Stop sulking. more » BytheSea: Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the conf... more » TheLittlestChicken: U2 nerd alert: Hamish Hamilton directed the Live from Boston DVD. It's well-filmed, well-edited, and the behind-the-scenes is funny. Maybe the Oscars ... more » apteryxawl: For a minute I was like "wait, I didn't know Josh from the West Wing is the guitarist in Aerosmith...weird." more » formergr: Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. E... more » LoSpaz: Eff my career, I want to be Mariah Carey for a day. Kittens on demand? I don't even have HBO On Demand. more » willwriteforfood: How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory. Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that sta... more » PaintedTrollop: Dear Mr. Winehouse, Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out. thx PaintedTrollop more » duetoprivacy: Mariah is suffering from Elmyra symptoms more » -
#coverlies
December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
If you've got a green-skinned friend with limited understanding of earthling manners, a copy of December's Allure may be just the gift for her.
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#dirtbag
Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled
- Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Lands Gig When Pussycat Doll Cancels; John Mayer's "A Very Inventive Lover"
- Lindsay Lohan will host concerts coinciding with the Singapore Grand Prix this weekend because Nicole Scherzinger had to cancel. Linds says she's qualified because, "I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars..."
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Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
- Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.
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Lindsay, Audrina Robbed By Same People? Aniston "Feuding" With Tina Fey
- Police are investigating whether the people who robbed Lindsay Lohan are the same people who broke into Audrina Patridge's home in February. Male robbers in both cases looks similar and in both incidents the burglars walked in through unlocked doors.
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#goodbadugly
CFDA Awards Hit New York City In High Style
The CFDA Awards have become fashion's biggest night. Which means the clothes are better, badder, and uglier than anything you can possibly imagine. Obviously, to mark last night's 2009 Lincoln-Center-extravaganza, we needed a super-sized GBU do do it justice! More » -
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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#dirtbag
Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8
- New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did Katherine Heigl get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick Valentine's Day because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Met Museum Costume Institute Ball: The Bad
This, the ultimate fashion event, also brought out daring failures you'd never see on a conventional red carpet. Skin-tight lace suits! Postmodern train-wrecks! And the obligatory futuristic metallic stewardess.
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#snapjudgment
Kirsten, Meet Kristen, Kristen, Meet Kirsten
[Santa Monica, CA. April 25. Image via Getty.]
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#ragtrade
Fashion Week Freakiness: Hookers, Kanye & Coke
- Recession? What recession? "In 2011 I'll be doing more clothing," quoth "designer" Lindsay Lohan, who, in addition to leggings, is working on "self-tanner and cosmetics with her fashion and beauty company Stay Gold." [WWD]
