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    BestEuphemismEver: Come on, Jezebel, no one likes french fries. more »
    Maggita: Dear Simon, Speak for yourself. Love, Maggita p.s. Could you start undressing in your living room instead of your bedroom? My binos only capture h... more »
    charliekohler: I...I can't even allow myself to realize Portman was kidding. Even in a joke, Gyllenhaal will never be ugly. I saw a preview for their new movie last ... more »
    la.donna.pietra: I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it. more »
    FurrierAndIves: Hey Jon: Next time consult the Language of Flowers for a more appropriate choice. Suggestions: 1. Mock Orange = deceit 2. Petunia = anger, resentmen... more »
    ketamineKitty: What is it about Scientology that makes you spew sentences that sound like they just came out of a word blender? more »
    JinxyMcDeath: It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in... more »
    Tambar: Does Amy *not* realize a nose job will change her voice? She's nuts to mess with anything in her face. Singers shouldn't even get their teeth fixed ... more »
    rachaeloehring: Every staged, empty attempt at reconciliation for "The Insider" cameras begins with Kay. more »
    bowleserised: Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult. more »
    Santos L Halper: Nothing says "Awesome!" like wearing ripped jeans to divorce court. Yipee! more »
    curiousgeorgiana: My 4 year old cousin once kicked me in the shins. He then ripped up some of my grandmother's camillias and presented them to me as a token of his apo... more »
    DutchessOfDork: Natalie Portman, I used to like you, but given the whole Roman Polanski defending thing and calling Jake ugly. You are not a nice person. Eat it. more »
    sara-without-an-h: I love celebrity profiles in the Guardian, because instead of starting ladymag style ("Even tinier in the flesh, Fabrizia Del Amore turns a flawless f... more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh, Natalie, speak for yourself. And I hate it when people judge guys on on their size. As I don't want anyone judging me on the size of my assets, I... more »
    Maritsa: I'm sure Kate's reaction was "Oh Jon, you've slammed me countless times in the past 6 months, but -- flowers!! All is forgiven!" Everyone knows ladiez... more »
  • #dirtbag

    Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down

    • Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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  • #swaziland

  • #olsentwinsbook

    Olsen Twins, Women Of Letters