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more about #kimkardashian whynotshesaid: I didn't realize there would be so many members of the anti-snowball fight contingent here. That's too bad. The world could use more spontaneous pub... more » BytheSea: Rev Hughes - Way to miss out on an opportunity to be relevant. On what planet are teenage boys "hard to reach" w/r/t advertising cheap, tasty, junk f... more » CherriSpryte: DC AND Poland!? Here is a very long comment you will most likely skip but makes valid points: 1) I'm really surprised so many commenters are anti-sno... more » frozengrapes: Alright, pulling a gun out in that situation is ridiculous. However, here is my interpretation of the issue (coming from a resident of DC who was here... more » Jessper: While hipsters are kind of annoying when doing their "thing", I'd be a little pissy if someone pulled a GUN on me for a snowball. Also, it is terrifyi... more » Valkyrie607: Cops have too much power. And too many of them are on a damn ego-boosting power trip. If this was a crowd of rowdy, poor, non-white kids having a snow... more » BearDownCBears: And then a snowplow came by and scooped up the dumb hipsters and the shithead cop and dumped them all into the Potomac, the end. Ha, just kidding! T... more » fridaphile: How do people start a plot like that?? "I have an idea. Let's take one of the most infamous and horrible signs in all of modern history. You know, jus... more » BuffySummers: "A British woman was temporarily blinded when her eyes were glued shut during an eye lash tinting treatment at a beauty salon." That treatment should... more » token_illiterate_commenter: Does DC give cops Hummers to drive? If not, it doesn't surprise me that the type of cop who would pull a gun at a snowball fight is the type of jerk-w... more » lauralauramc: thankyouthankyouthankyou for posting this video! cnn had the same footage, but chose to call the event an anti-iraq war rally. TOTAL BULLSHIT! her... more » Phyllis Nefler: I wasn't aware that fast food restaurants were missing out on the teen boy market. Thank god they figured out a terrific solution to the problem. more » Awestruck: You start watching that video thinking "Jeez, what a douchebag!" and end it thinking "Jeez, what a bunch of douchebags!" Those kids were seriously act... more » Penny: Why is it that we give the stupidest fucking people guns? more » dj_chick: I'm looking at her Twitter page, and I don't see ads. Are they like, ninja ads? So fast you miss 'em? more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Well she has sidelined Paris Hilton and that's worth something. more » EdnasEdibles: It pisses me off that my whole life when people would ask me what I would want to be when I grew up I would say "I don't know" and they'd say "Well, y... more » GiGiBird: So that explains why her tweets are all about products. "Boy, I just love my so and so diet pills!" "Yum! Just had a latte from so-and-so coffee place... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Her dress comes with its own censored black out bar. That's handy, I guess. more » OverratedUnderwhelmed: Well I for one am always curious about her musings while reading about the Hang Seng, Charles Gibson's online bio and diagnosing myself with Dengue fe... more » -
#leftovers
"Don't Bring A Gun To A Snowball Fight" • Stolen Auschwitz Sign Recovered In Pieces
• A Washington D.C. police office was caught on video this weekend waving his gun at a large group of adults having a snowball fight. When confronted, he said he drew his gun, ''because I got hit with snowballs.'' More » -
#twits
Kim Kardashian, Internet Heavyweight
Kim Kardashian's Twitter feed is on this list of web sites getting the best ad rates — along with The Economist, ABC.com and WebMD. The copy here reads "$10,000 per Tweet." No further comment, beyond: ?!?!?!?! [AdAge] -
#modelsink
Kim Kardashian: Sibling Underminer
Today on The Wendy Williams Show. Khloe Kardashian explained the special meaning behind her tattoos, one of which sweetly pays tribute to her late father. When Kim was asked if she had any tattoos, her response was way harsh, Tai. -
#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. More » -
#violentfem
Kardashian Family Feud Gets Physical
On last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim was still depressed to be the only sister who isn't married or having a baby, while the rest of the family openly expressed how they hate the father of Kourtney's kid. More » -
#dirtbag
Tiger's Sponsors Pull Back, Divorce Rumors Swirl
- Tiger Woods reportedly still hasn't brought in a public relations crisis team to help him deal with the public fallout and media blitz surrounding his "indiscretions," even though it was recommended to him when the scandal broke. [RadarOnline]
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#dirtbag
Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
- Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
- Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited." More »
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#dirtbag
Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
- Ian Halperin, who is pushing his book, Brangelina : The Untold Story, claims that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston had a "heated confrontation" at a deserted Hollywood restaurant after Brad and Jen's 2006 divorce. Halperin says:
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#dirtbag
More Women Claim Flings With Tiger; Mayer Brings Sam & Lindsay Together
- The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with Tiger. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#dirtbag
Sarah Palin "Devastated" By Bristol's Pregnancy, More Drama For The Lohans, And Paris Is "Furious" At The Kardashians
- While filming her upcoming interview with Barbara Walters for 20/20, Sarah Palin claimed she was "shocked" and "devastated" when she learned of her daughter Bristol's pregnancy, as she had no idea Bristol was sexually active. [ABCNews]
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#snapjudgment
Kicking Up With The Kardashians
[Santa Barbara, November 10. Image via Pacific Coast News]
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#tweetbeat
Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler apologizes for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey on The Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay Lohan says she's "definitely" doing a third album, and Heidi Montag is buying a gun. More » -
#tweetbeat
Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More » -
#siblingrivalry
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
Last night's two-hour-long season premiere featured the planning and execution of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding. Khloe's sister Kim seemed to take the news of the engagement the hardest, mostly because she was sad she wasn't getting married. More » -
#dirtbag
Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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#tweetbeat
Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is still on the fence about posing full-frontal, Kirstie Alley has a stalker, and Kelly Osbourne got a new puppy. More »
