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more about #kimcattrall more comments → Ultraprison!: This guy is suing WoW... for making you walk from place to place in the world of the game. Gosh, why can't Blizzard just sell a game that beats itself??? more » Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: Doesn't Erik Estavillo know that all of Blizzard's lawyers are Paladins? They simply have to cast Righteous Defense and Judgment of Justice at the tr... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Chris Weitz directed New Moon? Whaa? more » Snacky_Onassis: I took a few tylenol PMs last night before bed and had a dream I touched Suri Cruise's hair. It felt like spun gold. more » Wishnick: I had no idea that Anderson Cooper is gay. Gawd I am behind the times. *sigh* I wonder if this lends more or less credence to my theory that he's actu... more » to do everything in truth: Okay, I'm SO confused by this Erik Estavillo guy and his lawsuit, because while I have no doubt in my mind that one can be addicted to WoW, just as on... more » MalinaMango: So you can subpoena random celebrities to testify in your frivolous court cases? I'm honestly impressed that more of the crazy stalkers out there have... more » Ms Meghan: Erik bringing up the Catcher in the Rye should be flashing big red warning lights, yes? more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: is there a person left on this planet who hasn't seen Kim Cattrall naked? it's a cool cause but, c'mon... more » AfroJezeBella: Also Erik, I'd like to sue the Legend of Zelda franchise for giving me emotional problems when I couldn't beat the game. I subpeona... the cast of "I ... more » Casquivana: I would have shushed Katie Holmes. I would have actually told her to shut up and encouraged others to tell her too. I'm good at stirring shit and enco... more » Triphena: "I loved kissing them because they had flavored lip glosses on, which was great." That's adorable. I mean, that is like "Kids Say The Darndest Thing... more » SUNNY1: So even though he didn't bite her or do anything against her will, a 40 yr old still necked a 17 yr old, right? Just checking... more » AfroJezeBella: How old was the guy again? Why would she lie to the police? To get him arrested? That's still creepy to have a random 40-yr old dude kiss you on the n... more » BestEuphemismEver: "Oi, Holmes, shut your damn mopey cakehole so I can try and enjoy this piece of shit film I paid $12 to see." See, not so hard, filmgoers of New York. more » -
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Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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Yoko Ono Fetes Beatles Fashions; Louboutin Stuffed Shoes With Raw Meat
- Yoko Ono turned up to the Tokyo launch of Comme des Garçons' Beatles-inspired line. [WWD]
- Christian Lacroix may not have a confirmed buyer for his bankrupt fashion line, but he will design a tower in Dubai. [AB]
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#snapjudgment
"Oh, Honey. I've Been Movin' My Hips Like Yeah Since The Seventies!"
[New York, October 17. Image via INFDaily.]
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Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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Lindsay Lands Gig When Pussycat Doll Cancels; John Mayer's "A Very Inventive Lover"
- Lindsay Lohan will host concerts coinciding with the Singapore Grand Prix this weekend because Nicole Scherzinger had to cancel. Linds says she's qualified because, "I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars..."
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"I'm Not A Mannequin, I'm An Ancient Egyptian"
[New York, September 3. Image via INFDaily.]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
- After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]
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Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis
- Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."
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A Day Without Megan Fox; Madonna & Child Co-Star In Video
- A smattering of guy-centric sites have decided that August 4 should be A Day Without Megan Fox:
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Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High
- According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]
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A Bomb Threat Clears Out Katherine And Gerard's Party, A Death Threat Makes Britney Change Her Plans
- Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler were forced to evacuate the Four Seasons in Los Angeles during a publicity tour for their film, The Ugly Truth, when a bomb threat was called into the hotel. [People]
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Brad Cast In Basterds After Getting Drunk & High With Tarantino
- How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe:
