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more about #kim DorothyBarker: Wait, how do I get the twenty off the dresser without touching it? #beat more » pesematology: Dude, the sauna is not for shaving. I'd be offended too. We need like, Finns policing sauna etiquette everywhere. #beat more » andromache: is there any way to shave a pussy without being naked? #beat more » excessorized: "unbenounced"? well katy perry, unbeknownst to you, i always suspected you were dumb, but now i have proof. #beat more » Crackers in Bed: that pic of Coco is all shades of crazy!!! her breasts look like they're hard as rocks! #beat more » amsci: CoCo's photo just reminded me that Thanksgiving is next week. #beat more » SevenNationArmy: Hey Katy, I wish that driver had farted IN YOUR FACE. Booya. #beat more » SheelaNaGig: I can see why even a porn actor wouldn't like seeing a woman in the gym sauna shaving her vagina. There is a time and place for such things, and it i... more » missing_piece: So Jenna, if Oprah breaks out a double dong, would that make you feel any less nervous? #beat more » bitingfairy: Well you can't shave it fully clothed. #beat more » Lolita Hazed: "Benounced" is not a word. #beat more » whats_in_a_name: Sorry Ms Stanger, I have seen every single woman I've ever dated touch money, and it didn't make a single one of them any less feminine. #beat more » BestEuphemismEver: I dedicate every day to Lady GaGa. #beat more » Marla Singer: Yes, because money itself is charged with masculine energy and we girls shouldn't be messin' with it anyway. No social constructs here. That' just the... more » Scout: at first I thought Coco's KNEES were her BOOBIES and I was very afraid. #beat more » otherginger: My father, Harvard/MIT grad rocket scientist of 75, confessed to me he thought he'd watch two minutes of an Orange County episode and was confounded t... more » lurkerbynature: I can give a pass to schadenfreude, the prurient interest in watching people act horribly, and the feeling of "well, at least I'm notthat bad." They ... more » rednrowdy: cohen, like joe francis and his franchise, would defend the show to his death because it makes him money. #therealhousewives more » Diziet_Sma: Can't stand these shows. It's lowest common denominator television that validates and encourages their juvenile behavior and generally horrible values... more » Kayleigh R. Carter: "Yes, the Real Housewives are full of themselves, but it's kind of exciting to watch women who are unafraid to assert how important they are." But th... more » -
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Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
Today in Tweet Beat, members of different Real Housewives cities are getting friendly, millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger gives ridiculously sexist dating advice, and adult performer Mary Carey is oddly offended by nudity at her gym. More » -
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"I Would Defend This Show To My Death:" Evaluating The Real Housewives
Jim Farber of the New York Daily News asks what's got to be today's most pressing question: should we feel bad for liking The Real Housewives? More » -
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Lindsay Destroys A Cake, Madonna's Neighbors Sue, And Hugh Might Turn Down The Oscars
- Lindsay Lohan accidentally ruined a cake at a Victoria's Secret party, as she thought the cake was actually a giant perfume bottle. "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." says a source. Team Pie shenanigans! [PageSix]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Brown Sentencing Delayed; Anna & Stephen Are Engaged
- Chris Brown was supposed to be sentenced today for pleading guilty to felony assault, but the sentencing was postponed to August 27 so the judge could review his full community service schedule, which she wants to include hard labor. [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Accused Of Jewel Theft; Janice Sent To Costa Rican Hospital
- Police are investigating Lindsay Lohan because she's accused of walking off with the jewels she wore during a photo shoot for British Elle. [The Sun]
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4 Out Of 5 Real Housewives Of Atlanta Are Actually Broke
Has Bravo pulled one over on us, passing these women off as Atlanta's "elite"? After the jump delve into the financial and legal messes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. -
