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more about #kiefersutherland JinxyMcDeath: I can't wait for it to be socially acceptable to admit to smoking weed. No one asks Natalie Portman if she drinks wine. #angelinajolie more » napalmnacey is an angry feminist: Damn. I would love to see Lautner play Bella. I would be all over that shit, I tell ya. #angelinajolie more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: The more Stephanie Meyer quotes I read, the more she scares me. Would it be presumptuous to assume Mr. Pattison ought also to be afraid, lest he wake ... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Lindsay should probably take the advice that Amy Winehouse didn't. #angelinajolie more » pmarble: Cindy Crawford's "solution" is no solution at all. The runway and haute couture drive the rest of fashion. It's not as simple as "don't buy Chanel" ... more » BowlingForDollars: Dear Carrie Prejean - you are going down very shortly, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Enjoy that frosty mug of schadenfreude, you hypocri... more » FranceWah: 'The Kryptonite of My Dessert Life' will be the name of my memoir. For the record, it's spritz cookies and mom's blueberry pie. #angelinajolie more » Snowbunny: That is actually very polite of Vivid to ask her first. In my mind she has a tantrum at them and they accidentally release it with all the royalties ... more » Maritsa: Big fail, Oprah audience. Haha, this mentally unstable man who beat his ex-wife, raped a woman, and bit a guy's ear off says he wants to punch his ex-... more » hummingpenguin: Hell yes, Mom wins. #angelinajolie more » KLondike5: I remember Jennifer Aniston saying, in interviews, when she and Brad were still together that Brad was ready to start a family, wanted six kids, etc a... more » rd2uk: courtenay? i gotta say, I'v never in my waspy life seen it spelled that way, ever. #angelinajolie more » yvanehtnioj: Thank you, Oprah. I hope Diane Sawyer read that, I feel like she has some 'splainin to do as well. #angelinajolie more » fulanita: I remember reading an interview with the Stephanie Meyer where she said she had always pictured Henry Cavill as Edward. I guess he's really too old..... more » HighSchoolFearleader: I read the headline quickly and I thought that it said "Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen And Oprah", and I was like "OMG, this is only going to end ... more » LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Speaking of the Gallagher brothers... [www.mirror.co.uk] #angelinajolie more » rhoswhen: I have a crush on Leo and I'm ready to move forward, too, but um, he still hasn't returned my "Sealed with a Kiss" letter from 8th grade. Sigh. Men!... more » jooly: Please tell me Paris isn't hooking up with PC from NYC Prep. more » Bob Wiley: That's not Michael Jackson's love child. He was a Michael Jackson impersonator when he was a kid, Michael liked him and I believe asked him and his f... more » sailorsong: I cannot wait to see Hunter Thompsons The Rum Diaries, the book is very different from the gonzo style of writing he made famous. Johnny Depp always d... more » -
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Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]
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Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
- Cameron Diaz was out with Jude Law on Sunday night in London, but last week she was out in London with Leonardo DiCaprio. This paper calls it an "A-list love triangle."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Hailey Glassman Gushes About Jon Gosselin; Kiefer's Cleared Of Headbutting Charges
- Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."
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Gerard On Jen: "We're Very Much In Love"
- "We're very much in love. Especially her. We're actually going to tie the knot next Tuesday." — Gerard Butler, joking with Conan O'Brien about the Jennier Aniston rumors. He continued:
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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Edward Cullen Breaks Your Little Sister's Heart
- To start this Memorial Day weekend, here's a picture of Robert Pattinson with his arm around a pretty blonde that is probably making the girl I saw wearing a "Team Edward" t-shirt yesterday cry. [ShowbizSpy]
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Jon & Kate (Plus Viewers) Get Counseling; Kiefer Suffers Headbutter's Regret
- In light of infidelity rumors, Jon and Kate Gosselin are seeing a marriage counselor. They're so committed to repairing their relationship, that they may be letting TLC tape their sessions. [The National Enquirer]
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CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head
- Ashton Kutcher elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner:
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Jon And Kate Plus 8's Marriage May Be Over, Says Kate
- Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 says she and Jon may be through. "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says.
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Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
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Brooke Defends Kiefer; Miss California Takes Steps Against Carrie
- Brooke Shields is contradicting her own reps, who said she wasn't involved in the Kiefer Sutherland headbutting incident. Now she says she "was bumped into by Jack McCollough and Kiefer Sutherland became concerned."
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Mel's Mistress Is Reportedly Pregnant; Winslet Sues Paper For Libel
- The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child, and they aren't too happy about it.
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Anna Wintour Is At War With Azzedine Alaïa, Kiefer Sutherland
- Says totally important designer Alaïa, whose designs Nuclear Wintour snubbed in the Met exhibit, "she behaves like a dictator and everyone is terrified of her...but I'm not scared of her or anyone." BURN! [WWD]
- Says totally important designer Alaïa, whose designs Nuclear Wintour snubbed in the Met exhibit, "she behaves like a dictator and everyone is terrified of her...but I'm not scared of her or anyone." BURN! [WWD]
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Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk
- Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]
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#ragtrade
Kate Moss Tells All; Gucci Goes After Guess
- Kate Moss has signed on with Virgin Books to pen a presumably un-virginal "no holds barred" autobiography. Says publisher Sir Richard Branson, "It's going to make an exciting read." [Telegraph]
- Kate Moss has signed on with Virgin Books to pen a presumably un-virginal "no holds barred" autobiography. Says publisher Sir Richard Branson, "It's going to make an exciting read." [Telegraph]
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Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
- Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?
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Kiefer Attack "Vicious, Violent, Unprovoked"; Carrie Prejean Caught In A Lie
- It's unclear why Kiefer Sutherland allegedly headbutted fashion designer Jack McCollough. Some say McCollough bumped into Brooke Shields, but his rep says, "he was the victim of a vicious, violent, unprovoked assault." [People]
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Check Out Jack McCollough's "Souvenir" From Kiefer
[New York, May 6. Image via Splash]
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Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?
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Kiefer Takes Down Fashion Designer; Lindsay's Got A New Drug
- Kiefer Sutherland allegedly head-butted Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough so hard at a party after the Met gala last night that he broke his nose. It's unclear whether the headbutt was intentional. [NY Magazine]
