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more about #khloekardashian more comments → Katxyz: Channeling all my rage about a person into the way he points when he says "skewer" seems like something I would definitely do. I might be insane, but... more » PrettyB is like Whoa: She named her baby after her clothing store...? more » Meglantine: From Wikipedia: "In 2008 [Jonathan] Togo wrote and directed his first web series, My Best Friend Is My Penis." Oh. I get it now. more » Scout: the reality of Tiger's situation is that save for a sponsor like AT&T, the demo is MALE and most males think he is "the shit" for having a hot wife an... more » cand86: I need an adventure buddy. more » sybann: Kim and Khloe Kardashian wear underwear? Wait, that should read: Kim and Khloe Kardashian wear anything BUT underwear? more » IndignationCoordinator: My kingdom for a horse to violently trample Spencerius Rex, and his prospective stable of arteests, including Her Majesty of Play-Doh, so that we neve... more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: What is Bonnie short for? That is such a cute story. more » BetteD: You tell those sorry bitches, Dame Liz. Keep on keepin' on, and looking fab doing it. more » kookla: Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for the Jake and Reese story to be true. And then, for a stocking stuffer, can you not make them divorce, so t... more » cand86: I continue to watch with interest at the reactions whenever I hear that famous/celebrity men used to be involved in sex work. First Al Pacino, now El... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: It is absurd to me that Kanye West is considered worse than Glenn Beck in any way, for any reason. This list is number one on my stupid lists list. more » TransFat: I must be wearing the wrong kind of vintage/eccentric hat because every time I don one the strangest people come up to talk to me and I assure you, th... more » Tchotchke: Billy Corgan is a nice guy? Um, everything I have ever heard about him indicates that he's a self-important fucknut. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hey Mr. DJ, how exactly did Rihanna throw Chris Brown-- who brutally assaulted her-- under the bus? On second thought, don't answer that. I'm perfectl... more » -
#violentfem
Kardashian Family Feud Gets Physical
On last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim was still depressed to be the only sister who isn't married or having a baby, while the rest of the family openly expressed how they hate the father of Kourtney's kid. More » -
#dirtbag
Tiger's Sponsors Pull Back, Divorce Rumors Swirl
- Tiger Woods reportedly still hasn't brought in a public relations crisis team to help him deal with the public fallout and media blitz surrounding his "indiscretions," even though it was recommended to him when the scandal broke. [RadarOnline]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
- Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited." More »
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#dirtbagafterdark
Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
- Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."
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#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s. More » -
#tweetbeat
Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
#snapjudgment
Kicking Up With The Kardashians
[Santa Barbara, November 10. Image via Pacific Coast News]
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#tweetbeat
Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler apologizes for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey on The Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay Lohan says she's "definitely" doing a third album, and Heidi Montag is buying a gun. More » -
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#siblingrivalry
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Khloe Getting Married
Last night's two-hour-long season premiere featured the planning and execution of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding. Khloe's sister Kim seemed to take the news of the engagement the hardest, mostly because she was sad she wasn't getting married. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
- Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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#tweetbeat
Michael Lohan Claims He Doesn't Have A Twitter Account
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan says (via Kate Major) that this Twitter account is fake (but we're not really buying that), Martha Stewart keeps posting pictures of gross stuff, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck returns to Twitter from maternity leave. More » -
#dirtbag
TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
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#dirtbag
A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married
- Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
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#ragtrade
Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
- The Kardashian sisters are going to put on their thinking kaps and hopefully kome up with a kollection for Bebe. [Kim Kardashian]
- Which makes about as much sense as Jermaine Jackson's rumored clothing line. [Times Of India]
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#dirtbag
Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
- A judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to appear in court tomorrow for a progress report because officials from her alcohol education course reported concerns about her sobriety. If she violated the terms of her probation, she could be jailed.
