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more about #kevinfederline Thus Spake KATE!: Wow, Lily Allen is almost unrecognizable. Plastic surgery victim? I can't place my finger on it, but something looks off. And she's most definitely ro... more » IRISLIVES: Oooh yeah your miscarriage Lily Allen..thanks for reminding us. Um..mmhmm yeah, still don't care. more » lacey in ak: Didn't Kristen Johnston play an aging party-girl on Sex in the City? Who fell out a window? more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Aww, Guy obviously still loves Madonna in some way. Because he just told a big fat porky pie. The woman couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I was/am really excited they kept the original name of the Chipettes. more » Gretchen now has TWO kittens: Ronnie: Karma. Heh. more » that's what she said: Wow. Bravo, Selena Gomez. You are far wiser than I ever was at that age. Doesn't she also do a lot of work with UNICEF? Smart and kind? Watch out, ... more » Penny: Staggering amount of medications? Doesn't seem like it, especially if she had health problems. I have rxs for Prozac, Wellbutrin and Xanax, and I am... more » FurrierAndIves: Next up? Lenses by LizLemon. Her motto? Pucker UP! more » dialing_footnoterphone: "I didn't even start beginning to deal with it until the baby's due date" I didn't either. That makes my heart ache because I remember being there so... more » mimigoliath: Amy Poehler is lucky that my love for her overcomes the fact that she did the Alvin and the Chipmunks SEQUEL. more » Sev: Kristen Johnston - while I appreciate your aversion to hot flash jokes, please know that there is some poor writer who wants to scream at you for chan... more » Bunsen Honeydew: I'm starting to feel bad for this Simon Monjack fellow. His wife just died and it seems like people really want him to be some sort of villain without... more » missing_piece: Brittany's meds don't seem like a big deal. It seems she may have been bipolar, had migraines, and maybe blood pressure issues. I have two meds for ... more » BestEuphemismEver: BULLOCKS? Oh, Katy Perry, you need to get Russell to Britpick your tweets. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I really want to give Lily Allen a hug. I can't help but love the woman. more » ericacartman: Don't worry. Brody and Jayde are the Justin Bobby and Audrina of... of the very same show. more » Maritsa: Aw, Lily. My miscarriage was an awful time for me, it sent me into more of a tailspin than my father dying did. I admire her for talking about, it's i... more » theysaidwhat: Topomax is an anti-seizure med, yes. But it's also used as an anti-psychotic and for chronic pain. Many people with Bi-polar use it, as do many with f... more » bluebears: Madonna is the WORST actress. It's not that the audience can't get her persona out of the way, it's that SHE can't. more » -
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Lily Allen Talks About Life After Miscarriage; Brittany Murphy Had "Staggering" Number Of Prescriptions
- Lily Allen has spoken about her miscarriage, which she describes as "the worst time of my life." She says:
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MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
- After a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face went viral last week, MTV has decided to pull the scene from an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore, stating that what happened to Snooki was "disturbing." [E!]
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Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
- Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]
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#deathinfashion
The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
Why, in so many fashion photographs, do the models look dead? It's a theme that's persisted in magazines as long as I can remember. These ads for the New Zealand boutique Superette are only the tip of the violence-glamorizing iceberg.
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Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death
- Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:
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Gosselins Fight Over Twins' Birthday; Britney's Kids Living In Squalor At K-Fed's
- In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, a visibly angry Jon Gosselin says Kate Gosselin is trying to prevent him from seeing their twins on their birthday tomorrow but, "She can't tell me what to do... I'm just going to stay."
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Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Photographed holding hands on Monday. A source says they've been vacationing together in Santa Barbara; As for Justin and Rihanna?
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Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
- Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.
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Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully
- Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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Baby Number 2 For Nicole Richie; Sex And The City 2 Wedding Secrets
- Unsolicited uterus update: Nicole Richie is in labor!
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Chris Brown Sentencing Delayed; Anna & Stephen Are Engaged
- Chris Brown was supposed to be sentenced today for pleading guilty to felony assault, but the sentencing was postponed to August 27 so the judge could review his full community service schedule, which she wants to include hard labor. [TMZ]
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Jon Denies Kids Are Overworked; Did Kanye Dub Himself New "King Of Pop"?
- Jon Gosselin said accusations made by Kevin and Jodi Kreider (Kate's brother and his wife) that his kids are overworked are absurd. He questioned the Kreider's credibility on the matter saying, "They were only in seasons one and two, anyway."
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A Day Without Megan Fox; Madonna & Child Co-Star In Video
- A smattering of guy-centric sites have decided that August 4 should be A Day Without Megan Fox:
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Nicole Saves Mischa; Jess Is No "Indian Giver," Lets Tony Keep The Boat
- Mischa Barton's former friend Nicole Richie is helping her get her life back together after her recent meltdown. Nicole, "stepped in and talked to her about making changes in her life… basically doing a 360," says a source.
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Lindsay's Enraged; Love Hewitt's Engaged
- According to this report, Samantha Ronson went out with Sopranos actress Drea De Matteo last night, got into a fight with Lindsay Lohan about it, and threw LL's clothes out into the street.
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Russell Turns Lindsay Down, Harry Potter Writes Hooker Poetry, And Ryan Goes Green
- Daniel Radcliffe is a budding poet: one of his poems (written when he was 17, mind you) can be read here. It involves "glistening blondes," and "hookers and lies." Hookers and lies?! That's 10 points from Gryffindor! [DailyMail]
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Lindsay Told To Quiet Down; Ryan & Farrah Will Marry
- The police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home at about 4 a.m. yesterday after her neighbors complained that she was playing loud music. She was ticketed for being excessively noisy. [TMZ]
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Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?
- Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:
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Tabloid Reporters Check Brooke Shields' Mother Out Of Assisted Living Facility
- In case you were wondering what "the lowest of the low" looks like: tabloid reporters allegedly checked Brooke Shields' 75-year-old mother, Teri, out of an assisted living facility in order to get a story. [People]
