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more about #kennychesney messybessy: I. Love. Jennifer. Connelly. So. Much. more » greengrey: "Mark your calendars! She by Sheree, apparently some design offspring of a Real Housewife, is coming to Fashion Week." Fashion week has jumped the sh... more » Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: I don't blame Hayden at all. I would jump on Milo Ventimiglia any day, regardless of his being twice my age. Oh, sigh... more » AboutToLaugh: Gee, Aisha Curry... Could it be that Tameka's title is similar to yours because "You're pretty for dark-skinned girl" is a back-handed compliment that... more » morninggloria: I wouldn't call Spencer the villian as much as the wood tick. more » NoelleBlue: The actual quote from London Daily Mirror from Katy Perry: "She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her ... more » LaComtesse: Dear Spencer Pratt, Iago from "Othello" is a villain. Satan from Milton's "Paradise Lost" is a villain. Humbert Humbert of "Lolita" is a villain. The... more » fluxus flucker: The article about David Nordahl and MJ was fascinating. I hope the exhibition goes on tour, which seems to have been something that both men had plann... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I find it odd that Billy Ray is okay with the pole dancing in front of the tweens, but he was up in arms about the Annie Lebowitz shoot. more » BritneyCanadaWhore: I think the second linked picture of Liam Hemsworth is actually Charlie Hunnam, who played Lloyd on Undeclared. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: He's such a cutie patootie. Hehe. While he is a cutie patootie, I have a feeling that Angela Chase would not approve of this descriptor. more » flamesonthesideofmyface: Ugh I hate to say it but that's actually one of the more sensible things I've ever heard Spencer Pratt say. Normally he's going around talking about h... more » fluxus flucker: Claire Danes is so strikingly gorgeous, its almost maddeningly unfair! BTW, if anyone knows a secret to having such fantastic legs (other than genetic... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Maybe I'm just naive, but I have a hard time believing that Lady Gaga or her people put the intersex rumor out there. There doesn't seem to be an act... more » Maggita: Oh man I'm coveting every dress from Claire Dane's photo shoot. Is it bad that I want a gold metal dress with only one sleeve? more » stoprobbers: "The fun thing about surgery is that they always have new things and you can always try things. I'm not sure what's on that list right now, but I'm su... more » YorubaGirl: Kids in the Hall - YEAH! Randomly, I used to watch this in when we lived in Nigeria many moons ago. Canadian funnies FTW. more » stoprobbers: There is nothing -- NOTHING -- about what Miley Cyrus does that, in any universe, could reasonably be called "art." more » AmbiguouslyGayUno: I cannot take anyone who names their restaurant Pink Taco seriously. He might as well have named it I'll Never Mature Past Frat House. more » rednrowdy: billy ray has no problem with baby miley poledancin' as long as the checks keep clearin'. her presence in the zeitgeist keeps him relevant. more » -
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Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes
- Did L.A. boutique Maxfield drop Victoria Beckham's dVb in favor of Holmes & Yang? Posh's people say Maxfield hasn't ordered the line for three seasons, and the decision had nothing to do with Katie Holmes, who is Posh's friend. [P6]
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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
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Gwyneth Does Designer Duds; Posh Hires Doppelgänger
- Gwyneth Paltrow's clothing line with Zoetees is hitting stores this month. The collection includes tee shirts, studded tank tops, and a grey oversized blazer — fine basics, but there's no indication why the line should start at £100. [Elle UK]
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Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy
- They said it would never happen, but a judge ordered that Google reveal Liskula Cohen's anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [NYPost]
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Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
- Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:
