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more about #kendrawilkinson more comments → theKP: If your dog has Frito feet (actual popular term), it's because all the nooks and crannies between their toes trap moisture and bacteria. It's usually ... more » Cunning_Linguist: I can hardly believe that video actually exists. I mean, holy crap. It would be pukey-sweet if it weren't tainted by Chris Brown physically beating hi... more » prettycool: I feel ya big boi. We'll have a marathon and make fun of Bill's "Soooookkkaaaayyyhhh!" together. #chrisbrowntwitter more » LaMorenita: Bono. Bono's another hero of mine. I don't listen to his music, but the fact that he's out there making it.... I respect that! more » Snowbunny: Anniversaries only happen annually, meaning yearly, Heidi. A "six-month anniversary" doesn't exist. #chrisbrowntwitter more » amaiznblue: @Chris Brown its not twitter that gets you in trouble, its the domestic violence against your gf that got you into trouble... #chrisbrowntwitter more » FlemingBias: If you turn your back on porn, aren't you just inviting it in from a different perspective? more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: In regards to Fred Durst's tweet. #chrisbrowntwitter more » missheidilynn: Awww your are so right Chris Brown! That would have been so super cute...minus the part where you punch her face and bite her fingers! PS Posting Yo... more » la vie en hypnose: Um to paraphrase Big Fun: Taking Advice from Chris Brown; DONT DO IT! #chrisbrowntwitter more » token_illiterate_commenter: My house on our 6 month "anniversary": Me: "Hey, our six month anniversary was last week" Spouse: "Oh? Yeah I guess it has been six months. Would you ... more » TexasCrude: Me too, TyTy. It's more embarrassing than I care to note. #chrisbrowntwitter more » rasanjilyn002: Why is it Paris Hilton is the only one with (mostly) correct grammar and spelling? more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Fred Durst hurts my brain. #chrisbrowntwitter more » amusezvous: @heidimontag, @KimKardashian: I love lamp! more » -
#tweetbeat
Chris Brown Is Still Tweeting About Rihanna
Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown still misses Rihanna and dishes out advice to men, Jenna Jameson wants everyone to know she didn't turn her back on porn, and Kendra Wilkinson is writing a book. More » -
#tweetbeat
Kendra Wilkinson Is Working On Her Book
Today in Tweet Beat, Kendra has a book deal and someone to write it, Intervention interventionist Ken Seeley is on some weird crash diet, Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub is desperate for people to stalk her. More » -
#dirtbag
Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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#dirtbag
Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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#trashtv
Kendra Tells Hugh About The Baby In Her Tummy
Kendra Wilkinson, whoever that is, is pregnant. And her mom is mad. And then she's not. And then Kendra calls Hugh Hefner to tell him the news. Why do we care about this again? More » -
#dirtbag
Angelina Promises Return To Iraq; Amy Winehouse's Day In Court Is Done
- Angelina Jolie, as you may know, was in Baghdad yesterday. Saint Angelina walked through a makeshift settlement where 20,000 displaced Iraqis live, and said:
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#dirtbagafterdark
SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
- "Sources" say Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have decided to live apart just weeks after the birth of their twin daughters. Matthew will stay in their Manhattan apartment and Sarah Jessica will move to Brooklyn with the kids.
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#dirtbag
Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
- Cameron Diaz was out with Jude Law on Sunday night in London, but last week she was out in London with Leonardo DiCaprio. This paper calls it an "A-list love triangle."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Hailey Glassman Gushes About Jon Gosselin; Kiefer's Cleared Of Headbutting Charges
- Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."
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#goodbadugly
Strange Bedfellows, Outfits, At 2009 ESPYs!
What do Rashida Jones, Kendra Wilkinson, Condi Rice and Venus and Serena Williams have in common? They were all at last night's 2009 ESPY Awards at LA's Nokia Theatre, wearing - in most cases - clothes. More » -
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Kendra: "I Am A Waxing Virgin"; The Rest Of The World: "Huh?"
On last's night Kendra, Kendra claimed that her fiancé "has always putten [sic] up with this big bush I have." Then she said she was a "waxing virgin." You could have knocked me over with a pubic hair. More » -
#dirtbag
Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
- Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]
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#realitybites
Kendra: Topless Indoor Skydiving
Kendra Wilkinson is really into sports. But — while having a girls' weekend in Vegas on last night's episode — she decided she needed a break from handling balls, and tried something more extreme: topless indoor skydiving. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Dead Bodies, Beach Bodies, Weddings & Monkeys
It's Wednesday, so this is Midweek Madness, our tabloid roundup. Star was the only rag without Michael Jackson on the covers this week, maybe hoping people prefer "Beach Bodies" to untimely death? Step inside for more weeklies, after the jump. More » -
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SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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#realitybites
Kendra: Inaccurately Co-opting Urban Slang
Kendra Wilkinson has made it known that she loves hip hop, pimp cups, and grills. Rapper Too $hort visited her new home, and she said she wanted to get "hifey" that evening. She defined "hifey" as a dance. She's wrong. More » -
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Time Releases Commemorative Issue To Celebrate Michael Jackson
- Time magazine will release a commemorative issue honoring Michael Jackson on Monday, featuring interviews with celebrities such as Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston, and Tina Turner. It will be the magazine's first commemorative issue released since 9/11. [Time]
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Jackson Family Ready To Fight For Custody Of Michael's Children
- Michael Jackson's family is reportedly ready to fight his ex-wife (and mother of two of his children) Debbie Rowe for custody, as they believe that Rowe was never truly involved and that the kids should stay "within the family."[TMZ]
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#realitybites
Space Cadet Kendra Is Empathetic Toward Aliens
On last night's Kendra, Kendra and her fiancé Hank's took a road trip through the Southwest, where they visited the UFO Museum in Roswell. Kendra had an emotional reaction to the alien exhibit, which she seemed to think was real. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
- Though Scotland Yard is investigating Lindsay Lohan for stealing jewels from a photo shoot, a rep from British Elle says they have no reason to suspect Linds was the thief.
