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more about #kenanthompson more comments → The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...): Dear Chris Brown: Capitalism means never having to buy your shit. more » CraftyBroad: Ahh, now it all becomes clear. Getting arrested doesn't get Chris Brown's attention. Seeing photos of Rihanna's face doesn't get Chris Brown's atten... more » BetteD: Oh Alec Baldwin. I forgive you for everything. Take me! more » ImproperDancing: "If she doesn't want to be photographed she should change her profession and become a butcher." Bullshit. Did it ever occur to this fuck that maybe N... more » avec_accent: Sarah Ferguson, may I suggest you point yourself in the direction of fanfiction.net? For it is there that you will find your like-minded kin. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I have mixed feelings on Jude/Sienna, and not just because I have an irrational crush on the Talented Mr. Law. See, my dad is a serial cheater. Chea... more » Maggita: "I'm working out again. I'm going to make the sequel to 300. My pecs will be glistening. I'll have a codpiece. I'm going to blow your mind." Every ti... more » JennaW: Well, *I* feel fully satisfied that Chris Brown has changed and regrets his actions. It is SO CLEAR from everything he has said and done since he comm... more » SaturdaysChild: Kenan, I'll bet that a lot of those angry letters are from people really fucking sick of seeing a black man constantly in drag when SNL could, you kno... more » Penny: I really don't like it when people misspell collectibles. more » curiousgeorgiana: I'm waiting for Chris Brown to borrow a page from Carrie Prejean's "How to be a Victim" and start calling everything a violation of his 1st Amendment ... more » greeneyedfem: I'm disappointed in the Pink tattoo. I think it's pretty ugly (as in: ugly, not "pretty-ugly"/jolie-laide). In my head when I read about it, I pictur... more » HarpMadness: I'm having flashbacks reading rambling quotes from Billy Corgan. Ah, those were the days. more » coffee milk: From the Us Magazine article: Rycroft, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and Strickland sealed their tear-filled vows with a kiss as an instrumenta... more » kentuckienne: I'm so baffled by the Lohan yardsale -- are they that broke? more » -
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The Academy Awards: Rumors, Front-Runners, And A "Drunk And Nude" Hugh Jackman
- It's Oscar night, kids, and you know what that means: a night of fashions, possible upsets, long speeches cut off by orchestra music, and my mother calling to ask me where Billy Crystal is. [CNN]
