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more about #kellyclarkson more comments → kristenvsmothra: have you ever seen an episode of south park where they animate a celebrity but use a real photo of their head? check out that jennifer aniston cover ... more » gold_gato: the Ralph Lauren one makes me laugh every time because it is so, so, so ridiculous to turn a model into Gumby more » hfree: The t-shirt in the Jennifer Aniston Redbook cover looks like it came from clip art. I hate when they just change the color of tops without changing t... more » lavenderstain: "It is meant to make women inspire to look their best" If best is photoshopped arms and legs, then I beg you SELF, do tell me where to buy a photosho... more » berlitzfrench: Photoshop, Photoshop of horrors. Photoshop, Photoshop of terror. Call a cop. Photoshop of horrors. No, oh, oh, no-oh! Photoshop, Photoshop of horrors... more » highjump: The Beyonce cover shocks me becaue Russia is a pretty racist country. If was walking around St. Petersburg with other American students who happened ... more » beth.hammarlund: There's a fine line with retouching. I work on a lot of photoshoots, and when it comes to the finished product, if a hair is out of place or our model... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I'm sorry, I'm too busy laughing at the headline on Kelly Clarkson's Self cover: "Sexier Sex Tonight!" What makes sex sexier? More sex! And Photosh... more » pearlsdream: *note: After that King Arthur poster and another chest enhancing (Chanel) ad, Keira Knightley was upset and refused any cleavage alterations or body ... more » KaneBaker: Nothing disturbs me like the Ralph Lauren image, I thought it was a sick joke some kid did. And I do this for a living. My instructions tend to arrive... more » la.donna.pietra: One good thing about that Faith Hill picture: it brought me here to Jezebel. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think Mr. Magoo must be Redbook's photoshopper. more » snugbug: This is one of those times when I regret not having saved my desktop content from previous jobs.. I worked for a celeb lifestyle mag where Rosario Daw... more » BuffySummers: I truly don't understand how that Ralph Lauren ad was ever approved. She looks like one of those creepy Steve Madden (or was it Skechers?) girls from ... more » vivianthelibrarian: I still cannot believe that photo of Filippa Hamilton ever made it to press. Anyone gifted with the ability to see can tell that shot is ridiculous. T... more » -
#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. More » -
#goodbadugly
American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
The 2009 American Music Awards, at Nokia Theatre L.A., had the boldfaces: Rihanna, Reba, Paula, Shakira, Alicia, Kelly and hundreds more. And it had clothes: amazing and bizarre. And, oh yeah, it had Bobby Trendy. More » -
#maghag
Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson
Self readers voted with their wallets on the notoriously Photoshopped Kelly Clarkson cover story: so far, it's the worst-selling issue of the year. Kelly's usually a crowd pleaser — so what changed? I have a theory.
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#maghag
Self Editor: Photoshopped Mags Just Giving Women What They Want
Self editor Lucy Danziger (pictured) is still making excuses for Photoshopping pop-star Kelly Clarkson. The latest: digital manipulation is simply what readers want!
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#goodbadugly
Diva-Licious! At VH1 Divas 2009!
I always thought a "diva" was a survivor with a colorful string of lovers and struggles. And some of the VH1 Divas at the Brooklyn Academy of Music - Liza, Jennifer, Toni - definitely qualify. Miley Cyrus? Not so much. More » -
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Live Blog: Divas Live 2009
We're live blogging the Divas Live concert tonight from the audience. Paula Abdul is hosting and performers include Miley Cyrus, Kelly Clarkson, Adele and Jennifer Hudson. Better yet, Kathie Lee, Hoda, NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak will all be here! More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Trump Calls For Kanye Boycott; Kate Gosselin To Host Talk Show With Paula Deen
- Donald Trump is calling for people to boycott Kanye West due to "Swift-gate," "so this kind of thing doesn't happen again." He says, "He couldn't care less about Beyonce. It was grandstanding to get attention." From one who'd know. [TMZ]
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#maghag
Crap Email From A Ladymag
This pitch reads, "Dear Dodai, Want to lose 8 pounds this month? Have flat abs at last? …Let Self help!" Well, if they're using the technique they used on Kelly Clarkson, then I've got some Photoshop to look forward to! -
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#photoshopofhorrors
Self Editor Says Photoshopped Covers Capture "Essence Of You At Your Best"
In appearances on the Today Show and Good Morning America, SELF editor Lucy Danziger revealed that she's totally unrepentant about Photoshopping her magazine's Kelly Clarkson cover, and about convincing readers that looking your "personal best" means looking like someone else.
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#photoshopofhorrors
Self Editors Explain Covers Aren't Supposed To Look Realistic
Two Self editors have announced their magazine was right to give Kelly Clarkson a slimmer body on their September issue, explaining that covers shouldn't reflect reality, but "inspire women to want to be their best". Unbelievable.
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#photoshopofhorrors
Kelly Clarkson Slimmed Down On Self Via Photoshop
Kelly Clarkson put on a little weight in the past year — but you wouldn't know it from the September cover of Self, which the editors admit was Photoshopped.
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#kellyclarkson
Sherri Shepherd Gets Brazilian Wax On National TV
Sherri Shepherd got her first Brazilian wax job on The View today, and love her or hate her, it was hilarious. She also said a lot of un-Christian words when her pubic hair was being ripped out. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Heigl To Blame For 17-Hour Shoot; Mad Men Actress Told To Bulk Up; Jude Expecting Baby With Anonymous Woman
- Last week, Katherine Heigl complained that "cruel and mean" Grey's Anatomy producers forced her to work a 17-hour day, but according to rumors, the schedule was the result of producers shuffling things around to let her promote The Ugly Truth.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split
- Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"
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#dirtbagafterdark
Hailey Glassman Gushes About Jon Gosselin; Kiefer's Cleared Of Headbutting Charges
- Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."
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#dirtbag
Stars Slam Perez Hilton; Ed McMahon Dead At Age Of 86
- As mentioned yesterday, after Perez Hilton insulted Fergie, Perez and Will.I.Am had a confrontation in which Perez said:
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#dirtbag
Mercy's Father Will No Longer Fight Madonna Over Adoption
- James Kambewa, the father of Mercy James, the Malawian girl who's being adopted by Madonna, says he will no longer fight the adoption: "My only plea to Madonna is that she should seriously look after the child," he says. [Reuters]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson
- Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
