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more about #keithrichards Ultraprison!: This guy is suing WoW... for making you walk from place to place in the world of the game. Gosh, why can't Blizzard just sell a game that beats itself??? more » Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: Doesn't Erik Estavillo know that all of Blizzard's lawyers are Paladins? They simply have to cast Righteous Defense and Judgment of Justice at the tr... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Chris Weitz directed New Moon? Whaa? more » Snacky_Onassis: I took a few tylenol PMs last night before bed and had a dream I touched Suri Cruise's hair. It felt like spun gold. more » Wishnick: I had no idea that Anderson Cooper is gay. Gawd I am behind the times. *sigh* I wonder if this lends more or less credence to my theory that he's actu... more » to do everything in truth: Okay, I'm SO confused by this Erik Estavillo guy and his lawsuit, because while I have no doubt in my mind that one can be addicted to WoW, just as on... more » MalinaMango: So you can subpoena random celebrities to testify in your frivolous court cases? I'm honestly impressed that more of the crazy stalkers out there have... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Erik bringing up the Catcher in the Rye should be flashing big red warning lights, yes? more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: is there a person left on this planet who hasn't seen Kim Cattrall naked? it's a cool cause but, c'mon... more » AfroJezeBella: Also Erik, I'd like to sue the Legend of Zelda franchise for giving me emotional problems when I couldn't beat the game. I subpeona... the cast of "I ... more » Casquivana: I would have shushed Katie Holmes. I would have actually told her to shut up and encouraged others to tell her too. I'm good at stirring shit and enco... more » Triphena: "I loved kissing them because they had flavored lip glosses on, which was great." That's adorable. I mean, that is like "Kids Say The Darndest Thing... more » SUNNY1: So even though he didn't bite her or do anything against her will, a 40 yr old still necked a 17 yr old, right? Just checking... more » AfroJezeBella: How old was the guy again? Why would she lie to the police? To get him arrested? That's still creepy to have a random 40-yr old dude kiss you on the n... more » BestEuphemismEver: "Oi, Holmes, shut your damn mopey cakehole so I can try and enjoy this piece of shit film I paid $12 to see." See, not so hard, filmgoers of New York. more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Not that I know anything about Nero, but Chopper was a dangerous mofo, who is REAL. He chopped his own ears off to get out of a particular place of pr... more » EKane: I really wish Nas didn't seem so fucking crazy. I love him mucho, but I can't lust after someone who is abusive and cant keep it in their pants. more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Lindsay Lohan is SOOO Jane Bennet and Sam Ronson is Bingley - hoping to run into her in London, are you Lohan??? "Still, a girl likes to be crossed in... more » kentuckienne: Wait, there's a Pablo Schrieber? Really? more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: I really don't like Madonna. At all. more » -
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Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
- As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:
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Madonna's Adoption Delayed
- Madonna is in Malawi, asking the court for approval to adopt a second child. [Times of London]
- Madonna's adoption ruling has been delayed until Friday; the court has not revealed why.
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Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson Rendez-Vous In France
- Shh! Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson went on some kind of super secret date in Paris. Don't tell!
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Oscar De La Renta: Hillary Is "Very Prudish" About Showing Skin
- Designer Oscar de la Renta says Hillary Clinton, whom he's dressing for the Inaugural ball, is "very prudish about the type of clothes she likes to wear." It's a constant battle! [People]
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