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more about #keiraknightley Tartan_Tart: This is weird, but sometimes she reminds me of Mariska Hargitay. Dude in on the left steals the shot though. more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: All da wimminz are jus jellus. (Kidding of course. She looks adorable and cozy.) more » bananaballs: I am so so sad about this bit of Shane Sparks news. Weeping! more » Slim: I really love SJP. I've got a pretty good bullshit radar, but she always seems sincere. She genuinely seems to be salt of the earth. A regular dame I... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Benjamin. Bundchen. Brady. Poor kid. more » amazoncowgirl: Wow, there's hope for La Hasselback yet. She actually recognises graciousness when she sees it. One day she might utelise it herself. Meanwhile, wa... more » Penny: Benjamin is a great name. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Dammit, Benjamin was one of my few acceptable boys' names. more » rixatrix: Can we find an Overused Romantic Comedy cliche for Jon Gosselin's life? The guy needs a good makeover, plus "The Reformed Bad Boy," "Time Travel" and ... more » BurntButterandSugar: Love to hear that Rue McClanahan's still got that sass. more » DutchessOfDork: I'd be inclined to give Hasselblech some slack if she wasn't such a screaming harpy to anyone that got "facts" wrong. more » AllieCaulfield: Elisabeth should've done her homework...asking if Stanley Tucci's recently deceased wife saw his film is beyond horrible...what a stupid twit. more » NellMood: No no no Sophia Loren! Don't take that quote away from me. I LOVE that quote. more » LAmonkeygirl: Shane Sparks, nooooooooo! more » foodandshoes: I'm surprised that you didn't include the Kate Winslet one where she's nude and photoshopped, but standing in front of a mirror where her reflection s... more » Abigail Kunitz: fyi, just got this alert e-mail from NOW NYC: Get Your Photoshop Off My Body! NOW-NYC Protests Ralph Lauren's Unrealistic Beauty Standards Sunday, D... more » kristenvsmothra: have you ever seen an episode of south park where they animate a celebrity but use a real photo of their head? check out that jennifer aniston cover ... more » anastasia beaverhousen: About that Jessica Alba photo: In the retouched, looking at it more closely, I don't think that's her body: look at the knees, they are completely dif... more » bovary: If this is the amount of photoshopping deemed appropriate, then the retouchers might as well just go balls to the wall for these magazines. Why not gi... more » gold_gato: the Ralph Lauren one makes me laugh every time because it is so, so, so ridiculous to turn a model into Gumby more » -
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Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
- Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.
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#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. More » -
#greengiant
On Keira Knightley: "Female Jealousy Is A Form Of Lust"
Another day, another article on why "we" hate a beautiful female celebrity. Today's subject: Keira Knightley. Today's reasoning: "she makes this stupid face." Also: lust.
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Sees Herself As "A Target," Morrissey In Stable Condition, And Bradley Asks Renee For Some Space
- Lindsay Lohan wasn't surprised by the negative reaction to her Ungaro debut, as she feels people are always out to criticize her: "I am a target. I don't know why I am, but I am, and I accept that." [TimesOnline]
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#ragtrade
Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy
- They said it would never happen, but a judge ordered that Google reveal Liskula Cohen's anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [NYPost]
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#ragtrade
New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
- Posh and Becks are in an underwear ad, together! David seems to be deep in thought, perhaps pondering the wisdom of letting Armani give him hair that belongs on a Lego newscaster. Narrate Victoria's inner monologue in the comments! [Telegraph]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Polish Catholics Protest Madonna; Danny Drunk Again On Morning TV
- Catholics in Poland are urging the government there to cancel Madonna's August 15 concert, saying…
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#dirtbag
Tyra To Face Stalker In Court
- Tyra Banks will be in court this week; she's expected to testify in the trial of her alleged stalker, Brady Green.
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#dirtbag
Slumdog Millionaire Child Actress Put "Up For Sale" By Her Father
- Sadness: Slumdog Millionaire actress Rubina Ali has allegedly been placed up for
adoptionsale by her father, who offered the girl to an undercover reporter posing as a sheik for roughly 270,000 pounds. [DailyMail]
- Sadness: Slumdog Millionaire actress Rubina Ali has allegedly been placed up for
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#clips
Why Do Domestic Violence PSAs Have To Be So Violent?
Today on Good Morning America we learned that some people don't like Keira Knightley's anti-domestic violence ad because it was too ugly and violent - not unlike domestic abuse! More » -
#dirtbag
Amy Finally Gives Up On Blake, On Facebook
- Amy Winehouse seems to be getting used to the idea that her marriage to estranged husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is over. "I don't think I'll ever see him again," Amy posted on her Facebook page.[TheSun]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
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#dirtbag
Beverly Hills Police Issue A Warrant To Arrest Lindsay Lohan
- A $50,000 warrant has been issued for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan in connection with her May 2007 DUI arrest. The police are not releasing specifics, but hope that Lohan will "surrender herself." [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up
- John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]
