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more about #katyperry Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Is someone going to tell Lindsay that the new year has yet to start? more » Betty Bea Getty McClanahan: Danny DeVito: EW. more » jemandtheholograms: Adrienne Curry, I'm only surprised because I thought Target was classier than the gifts you'd give. more » annebreal: Could they really not have found a better cover for that Alex/Simon book? It looks like a universally unflattering shot for everyone badly photoshoppe... more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: You just know Katy Perry is so annoying with the whole British thing, too. I'm sure she's says 'lift' and 'jumpers' and 'rubbish' and tries to act all... more » Thus Spake KATE!: Although I find Katy's food-art amusingly lowbrow (I would do the exact same thing, so I cannot judge), it does remind me of how horrible British food... more » Slim: Season's Skeetings to you also Big Boi. ATLienssss represent! more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I didn't know Katy Perry was 12 years old. You learn something new everyday! more » SheelaNaGig: Danny Devito is Louis DePalma IRL, isn't he? I like phallic breakfast as much as the next woman, but those poached eggs look a little overdone to me.... more » vangie: Paula Abdul, please stop now. Wishing doesn't make it so. Positive thinking won't work miracles. I'm not against positive thinking, just the idea t... more » SUNNY1: Katy Perry needs to stop trying so hard. It's not funny or cool when you have to try, silly. more » sassyredhead: You guys! I didn't know this was a strip club. Have you all been naked this whole time? more » Penny: Good answer, Zee. Thanks Alex, I will run right out and put that on my Amazon Wish List. I don't know who this Kelly person is, but she's clearly an... more » quesavoysavoy: @katyperry: i see what you did there. more » thelastsara: Explain to me how even though I hate snow and everything about it, I desperately wish I was doing this right now. more » ItchykooParker: I never in a million years thought I would say this, but I am JEALOUS of Katy Perry! Ugh! I feel so dirty. I feel I'm losing everything this year: ... more » kkatt: Alright fine you got me. You're cute. I love the two of you together. I hope you stay together forever. Is that what you want to hear? IS IT!?!?!? more » marciax3: I mean, come on! Would Sparklevamp do this? Hellz no. Katy's no fool. more » Thus Spake KATE!: Wow, Lily Allen is almost unrecognizable. Plastic surgery victim? I can't place my finger on it, but something looks off. And she's most definitely ro... more » IRISLIVES: Oooh yeah your miscarriage Lily Allen..thanks for reminding us. Um..mmhmm yeah, still don't care. more » -
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Elle's Joe Zee Gets Racially Profiled At Sur La Table
Today in Tweet Beat, Elle's Creative Director Joe Zee is offered a rice cooker, Real Housewives' Alex McCord has published a book with husband Simon Van Kempen, and Lindsay Lohan doesn't want 2010 to begin with rumors. More » -
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Lily Allen Talks About Life After Miscarriage; Brittany Murphy Had "Staggering" Number Of Prescriptions
- Lily Allen has spoken about her miscarriage, which she describes as "the worst time of my life." She says:
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Hugh Hefner Is Psyched About His Xmas Card From President Obama
Today in Tweet Beat, Nick Jonas is sad that he's single, the airport lost Katy Perry's luggage, and Lost confuses Paris Hilton. More » -
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MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
- After a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face went viral last week, MTV has decided to pull the scene from an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore, stating that what happened to Snooki was "disturbing." [E!]
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Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Kristen Wiig; Lake Bell is Already Pals with Meryl Streep
Today in Tweetbeat: lots of sisterly love out there today! Lake Bell drops The Name of the Streep, Katy Perry will presumably learn how to spell Kristen Wiig's last name after the wedding, and Pink is hungover. More » -
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now? More » -
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Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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Katy Perry Will Never Make An Exercise Video; Ellen Loves Portia for What She Said Today on The View
Today in Tweetbeat: Ellen loves her wife Portia's defense of equal marriage on The View, Katy Perry jokes about her trainer's body-snarking, and Emmy Rossum answers an obvious question with grace. More » -
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Paris Hilton Listens to Her iPod While Skiing
Today in Tweetbeat: Ann Curry inspires, Michelle Branch dreams of setting up house with Katy Perry, John Mayer farts, Mindy Kaling mourns the death of romance, and Paris Hilton skis to a soundtrack. More » -
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Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
Today in tweetbeat: Diablo Cody ponders phantom cat odor, Michael Ian Black stands up a hateful Westboro Baptist Church homophobe, and Taylor Swift says she isn't a bit worried about her manager's Nickelback ringtone. More » -
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Nicole Richie Gets A Sitcom; Jake's Luggage Leaves Reese's House
- Remember when Nicole Richie was on The Simple Life? She's planning on returning to primetime TV — this time in a scripted comedy.
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Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
- Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
Today in Tweet Beat, Solange Knowles defies her label in support of her indie band cover, Lindsay Lohan wakes up and smells the tanning lotion, and Friday the 13th is Kelly Cutrone's birthday! More » -
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Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo
- Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:
