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more about #katieprice more comments → BetteD: Their will be no Friends movie because everyone's too busy? Kudrow please. I saw David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc stealing day-old bagels out of the... more » BytheSea: YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT THE GILMORE MOVIE From the article: "[...]is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. "Anything can happen," sh... more » PippaTea: I feel that OJ had no trouble in getting dates, either. It doth boggle the noggin more than a smidge. #johnmayer more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I always get confused when I read items about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher because I always think it's about Carrie Fisher. #johnmayer more » PrincessOfPower: amy sherman paladino, if you had good things in mind for the rory character, you shouldn't have thrown the show off the rails by hooking her up with l... more » cinematheques: "Her nephew, father, and ex-boyfriend Greg Lott each received $500,000 or less." My eyes definitely skimmed over "each" and I was all HOW CAN THIS MA... more » unmoldednicole: Help me out here multilingual Jezebels. How many languages I can learn the phrase, "I hate Chris Brown"? more » cinematheques: "I mean, I'm Chris Brown. I'm not saying it like that, but it's just, like, girls are gonna be around." Girls are gonna be around, yes. To kick your ... more » mfnher: I don't know if anyone listens to the Ricky Gervais podcast, but the comment about eating willy made me think immediately of the Karl Pilkington remix... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hi Chris, Please go away. I know that probably sounds harsh, but hear me out. I saw your new video on MTV the other day and you know what I thought?... more » J.D.Regent: I was gonna make a joke about it but then I just started to feel really sad that Chris Brown associates violence with love like that. #johnmayer more » BestEuphemismEver: "From that day forward, I threw myself into going to AA and avoided people who do blow off their coffee tables." Jodie, that will help. Also, avoid pe... more » sweet_communist: I mean, I'm Chris Brown. I'm not saying it like that, but it's just, like, girls are gonna be around. I would have interpreted that differently: girl... more » Ms Meghan: I stopped following Rose McGowan when she tweeted about how horrible red light cameras are and she needed a way to hide her license plate from them. ... more » Marla Singer: A year later: "I'm skinny but being fed through a tube because I can no longer chew LOL" #kirstiealleytwitter more » -
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John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
- John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"
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Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused. More » -
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Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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Tracy Morgan Is Now On Twitter!
Today in Tweet Beat, Twitter is about to get way funnier now that Tracy Morgan signed up, Miley Cyrus deleted her account per a boy's request, and Martha Stewart just got two of the cutest kittens ever. More » -
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Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully
- Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
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Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
- Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:
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Dr. Phil Is (Unintentionally?) Creepy
Today in Tweet Beat, Tyra explains that she's not engaged, Carrie Prejean keeps promising to post pictures of herself as though people care, and Lauren Conrad is still boring. More » -
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Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
- Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:
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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"
- Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.
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Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
- Breaking the hearts of every boy I went to elementary, middle, and high school with, Alyssa Milano married her boyfriend of three years, David Bugliari, in New Jersey yesterday. Bugliari's good friend, Bradley Cooper was in attendance. [People]
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Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis
- Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."
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LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?
- Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:
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Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"
- Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:
