Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #kathyhilton Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Not schooled in the "science of law and finance"??? Wesley, you get a hearty "Bish please" for that one. Everyone knows the tax man is a pimp and th... more » avec_accent: "Susan Boyle said she was "shocked" when she lost America's Got Talent" Probably because she was meant to be participating in Britain's Got Talent. more » Crabby Cakes: Wow, since I keep seeing the OPPOSITE sentiment expressed here re: the tour bus accident- how terrible for that poor man and his family and thank good... more » bitingfairy: Well now I have to read Twilight. Thanks a lot, Vatican. more » boatdock.bearcat: 1)So wait...the DOG should have been sent to counseling? ...do they have that? 2) Carrie Prejean's brother: That is NOT an ok thing to say. ever. ... more » sweet_communist: "The theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that as ever is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element. It is once... more » tobesthewonderdog: i am embarassed about the range of emotions i went through reading from the headline of "miley's fatal bus crash" and reading that it was not her who ... more » Slim: Hey John Mayer! SHUT UP! more » DinosaurDanceParty: Yikes Wesley Snipes....how much money did he owe? I've seen people go years and years without filing taxes and not have to go to jail for three years,... more » AngeSponge: Thank you, Catholic Church for once again reminding me that you think I'm too dumb to make my own choices. Without you I definitely would not be able ... more » Diziet_Sma: "age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact" Virgin birth, crucifixion, Lazarus rising from the dead: nothing extreme about a... more » Kitty: I'm surprised the Vatican didn't jump on this sooner... though this will probably only make the books all the more popular now (if that's at all possi... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her.... more » boxspelunker: Aw, Susan Boyle, I still love you. more » annewithaneee: "Carrie Prejean's brother Billy Arnone talked to Radar Online about her sex tapes and said, 'If they were put in front of me I'd probably watch it.'" ... more » MalinaMango: Isn't Twilight abstinence-themed? If anything, you'd think the Vatican would like it. more » Thus Spake KATE!: dude, the vatican is just pissed because the catholic church was clearly the inspiration for the voltari. more » Tippi Hedren: I like how Joel Madden is acting like he was the one with pneumonia. more » SpicyTamale is a GA peach: Best quote ever, Tina Fey. more » Evie Havok: Honestly, I don't care what Miley Cyrus does. She can wear her underwear over her pants. She can run around in little short-shorts. I don't care. She'... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
-
#dirtbag
Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
-
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened
- After partying at a local bar, Jon Gosselin reportedly brought a 23-year-old cocktail waitress back to his apartment over the garage of his Pennsylvania home. She left the next morning wearing the same outfit. Jon claims she's just the babysitter.
-
#dirtbag
Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine
- Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:
-
#goodbadugly
What Exactly Was The Dress Code At The Lakers Victory Party?
Hey! It's the Los Angeles Laker's official championship victory party at Club Nokia! So let's all...dress somberly? And invite Kathy Hilton? (And, you know, Nicky and Garcelle and Audrina.) Woot! More » -
