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more about #katherinejackson willwriteforfood: "He only married Elin Nordegren to boost his public image." How's that workin' out for ya, Tiger? more » OneBigPear: I love Juliette Lewis. Her character in Kalifornia was one of the most sweet and tragic I've ever seen in cinema. more » dialing_footnoterphone: My brother-in-law sent me Lady GaGa's newest CD and I can't stop listening to it. It's freaking fantastic, and now I'm officially GaGa. And I was so i... more » PrettyPrettyPrincess: re: the girl thanking Kate Hudson for being in Almost Famous....someone, please, explain to me the iconic appeal of this movie? I saw it, it was ok, I... more » TheExperience: I chuckled at Tom Brady's statement that after only one week of the new baby, he's ready to go back to his "regular sleep schedule." But in reality, l... more » Pantra: Good for Demi Moore. God forbid she actually age and not turn into a statue. more » fluxus flucker: Love the "Brought to you by the letters B and S" tagg. But still.. Ugh. Poor R Patt. That is one of many reasons I would hate to be famous. I'd flip o... more » clevernamehere: I'm sure a lot of guys (and struggling actors) envy Robert Pattinson, but I just feel bad for him at this point. Random people jumping on you and kis... more » GirlFailer: After 1 sorry week of sleep deprivation after his child was born, Tom Brady is ready to get back to "his normal sleep schedule"? Don't give me another... more » dangerslut: (1) This story brought to you by the letters B & S b/c have you looked at Robert Pattinson? Homeboy hasn't looked at a bottle of Listerine, much les... more » rodmanstreet: First of all, it takes six months to shoot Big Love? Last season was only ten episodes long. That's ridic. Secondly, if I were the type to whine ov... more » keldo: I have the biggest crush on Hugh Grant today. He does charming self-effacing gorgeous Brit like no one else. AND I am typing these words while my ve... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I'm reeeeaaallly starting to think they need to find a somewhere for Jon and, like, place him in it. I mean, is anyone else hearing screaming warning... more » Marla Singer: Good for you, John. RHCP is not what it used to be and you were out of place there. more » jfwlucy: Proof that Twilight is a bad influence on kids: A girl was hospitalized after fighting with another girl over the last Robert Pattinson poster at a gi... more » Magister: Courteney Cox and David Arquette are executive producers of Cougar Town along with Bill Lawrence, who is married to co-star Christa Miller. Consideri... more » SwirlGirl: That's weird. I would pay $120,000 to WATCH a blind date between Courtney Love and Bill Clinton. But I'd put it on the uranium card-better cashback ... more » Elaken: The Nicolas Cage story makes me oddly sad. I always wonder who is at fault when it comes to things like this. Clearly the celebrity has to have some... more » SUNNY1: Good God. Lindsay Lohan's life is like that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they wanted to have an intervention for an alcoholic. I... more » cand86: I adore Eddie Izzard so much . . . who else is really, really, ridiculously excited about the documentary about him that's coming out? #lindsaylohan more » -
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Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
- Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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Will Jon Be Dumped In The Jungle?; Burglar Found With Lindsay's Hat, Paris' Nude Pic
- Jon Gosselin is planning to meet with CBS executives to talk about appearing on celebrity editions of The Amazing Race or Survivor. Wouldn't filming these particular reality shows require him to be away from his kids for weeks?
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More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama
- The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.
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#realitybites
Katherine Jackson Won't Allow Michael's Kids To Be On Reality Show
Despite reports this morning that Michael Jackson's three children will appear on the Jackson family's A&E reality show, Katherine Jackson—the kids' legal guardian—told TMZ today that they will not appear on the show "in her lifetime." [TMZ] -
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
- This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."
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Nicole Gives Birth; Katherine Is Adopting; Casey Fired Over Weight
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have welcomed their second child. She announced on her website, "In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born." [Us]
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Rosie & Star's Reality Show; Is Mayer Cuddling Up With Cavalleri?
- Did Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones bond over their mutual issues with Barbara Walters? They may do a reality show described as "Oprah and Gayle King's cross-country trip [mixed] with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's The Simple Life." [Perez Hilton]
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Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
- Lady Gaga on those nasty hermaphrodite rumors:
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Demi Moore Calls Perez Hilton A Pervert; Tim Gunn Mocks Jon Gosselin
- Demi Moore is fighting with Perez Hilton over pictures of her 15-year-old daughter Tallulah Willis he wrote "slut" and "ass" on because her breast and butt were accidentally exposed. Demi said he isn't "taking violating child pornography laws very seriously..."
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Madonna "Collapses" In Sofia; Cate Blanchett Injured In Sydney
- Did Madonna collapse twice during her show in Sofia, Bulgaria?
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Real Housewife Nene's Stripper Past; Celine Dion Pregnant
- Nene of Real Housewives Of Atlanta has written an autobiography called Never Make The Same Mistake Twice. She gets real snippy about her "friend" Kim Zolciak, saying:
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Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
- Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?
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Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
- A London man found the album from Amy Winehouse's wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in.
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Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine
- Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:
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Michael's Mom Awarded Custody Of Kids; Pam And Tommy Lee Back Together?
- A judge has approved an agreement granting Katherine Jackson permanent custody of Michael Jackson's children. Debbie Rowe, who did not attend the hearing, agreed not to fight for custody in exchange for visitation rights.
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Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
- Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:
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Mark Wahlberg Marries, Ali Larter Also Says "I Do," And Brad And Angelina Fight Over Burial Plots
- Mark Wahlberg married his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham yesterday in a small ceremony in Beverly Hills. "She looked like a princess and beyond stunning. Mark looked ecstatic," says a source. So much for Nicole 4 Eva! [People]
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Joe Confirms Michael Has Another Son; Is Rachel McAdams' Sister Having Jude Law's Baby?
- Joe Jackson says the rumors that Michael Jackson has a secret son, 25-year-old Omer Bhatti (not pictured!), are true. "I knew he had another son, yes I did," said Joe.
