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more about #katewinslet BytheSea: I know when I come out of minor surgery, or break a bone, the doctor writes me a scrip for "jacko drugs, prn, 200 mg, take with champagne." The pharm ... more » willwriteforfood: Can someone explain Randy Quaid's behavior to me? Isn't this like the 5th time he and his wife neglected to show up in court on the same charge of ski... more » fishsnake007: No, Robin Thicke: Men need to turn off their TV's, cut off teh pron, and start appreciating the physical presence of a real live woman in their lives... more » ardentlilac: Yes, "undone" meaning devastated emotionally or moved; and a Santa's grotto in England just means the throne and various backdrops on which Santa sits... more » cellocurve: How freaking frustrating that she had diabetes and a heart condition, which would COMPLETELY explain any "weird" behavior, and yet there's still all t... more » just assign me a random number: Brittany Murphy would drift in and out of consciousness in the middle of takes. Really? I'm no doctor, but I think in that kind of situation you're ... more » Ginmar Rienne: I can't help but recall Heath Ledger's death and how that was treated, as opposed to the way Brittany Murphy's being treated. She was a comic actress,... more » hfree: Is Christman #1 really a thing? I mean outside of Love Actually? Does anyone really care who has the number 1 song anymore? more » hydrogen_jukebox: I must be mis-reading this but: Rage Against the Machine has a Christmas album? If that's true, it's hilarious. If not...still hilarious to think about. more » rightfootleft: When I see the phrase "Jersey Shore's Pauly D" I keep reading "Pauly Shore". Thus I keep picturing Pauly Shore and thinking of his movies. Thus I have... more » zoethebitch: Regarding Brittany Murphy: Don't movie productions routinely get insurance policies for their talent? Do those completion policies require medical exa... more » Understater: Amy sounds like a hoot, despite the tragic undercurrent. more » Breamworthy: I assume Barbara Walters met Frank Langella through Whoopie Goldberg, since FL and WG lived together for many years. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Jackass in 3D sounds like a nightmare in celluloid form. Anybody else find Robin's quote really annoying? more » OverratedUnderwhelmed: Brittany Murphy was diabetic? I guess this is one of the "sordid details" people predicted would come out after her death. So she WAS on drugs! Insul... more » DorothyZbornak: I guess Tila Tequila will only take virgin shots at love for a while. more » madeofawesome: Brittany Murphy just breaks my heart. more » stealthird: Twitter needs to have an exclamation point limit. more » jetmore: Actually, referring to Santa's house/workshop as a grotto is fairly common in the UK. more » JaneIre: Robin Thicke, you nearly made me spit my coffee all over my computer. Perhaps next you will do an album just for nuns, so that they won't feel left out? more » -
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Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying
- Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:
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#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. More » -
#goodbadugly
Bambi, Not Turkey!
Herewith, a fundamental difference between America and Germany: here, parents don't let kids watch Bambi; there, they name an awards ceremony after it! (Also, they do that while we eat turkey.) And Kate Winslet and Shakira join them in Potsdam... More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
- Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.
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Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
- Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]
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#thenamegame
K Is For Kate, Who Kicks Ass, Takes Names
Kate doesn't take shit from anybody, meaning she can be an awesome go-getter — or an ice queen.
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Rihanna Speaks; Angie Shops Stella For Gap
- In an exclusive interview with Glamour, Rihanna discusses the year she's had: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." She also talks about the picture released by cops:
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#ragtrade
Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs
- Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
- Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]
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Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
- Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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#haterade
A Gallery Of Women We Love To Hate
The recent mass-hating on Katherine Heigl has gotten us thinking about scapegoats past: those women who, for a few days, have been the recipients of disproportionate amounts of cultural hatred. More » -
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Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
- Cameron Diaz was out with Jude Law on Sunday night in London, but last week she was out in London with Leonardo DiCaprio. This paper calls it an "A-list love triangle."
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Cruise & Beckham's Bromance; Brüno's Trickery
- Curious about the bromance between Tom Cruise and David Beckham? A new book will explain it all to you, including how Beckham decided to name his kid Cruz. [Gatecrasher]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Coroner: No Evidence Of Foul Play in Michael Jackson's Death; Cause Of Death "Deferred"
- Police released the 911 call made when Michael Jackson stopped breathing. Jackson's personal doctor witnessed the incident and performed CPR before going missing. In addition, officials at a press conference right now report there's no indication of foul play. [TMZ]
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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy
- Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:
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Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?
- Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
