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more about #karolinakurkova Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Confession: I've bought a Miley-designed shirt from Wal-Mart. Which leads me to the bigger confession: I shop at Wal-Mart. Regularly. Whew, feels ... more » ihateyourescalade: Thanks, Lady GaGa. I was just thinking about how much better I'd look at the Unemployment Office in fishnets and plastic bra. #mileycyrus more » Master.And.Everyone: The Lady Gaga clothing line will debut with the "Poker Face," an ingenious face-defense sheath made of lace available in avant-red, paparazzi-purple, ... more » suck_it_monkeys: I prefer my Max Azria to come from TJ Maxx, with the "Max Azria" name crossed through with a black marker. Just like the good lord intended. #ragtrade more » cuteasabutton: That KOL line is pretty standard fashion for most rock boys already. I'm pretty sure the BF already has a flannel shirt and some cowboy style shirts. ... more » Kivrin: Mr. Cavalli, I wouldn't recognize you if I saw you on the street. I would never interrupt your trek down 5th Avenue to treat you like a rock star. Yo... more » Acquanetta: I've seen the Miley Cyrus clothing. Some is hideous, some is very cute and wearable but it's all somewhat shoddy. #mileycyrus more » PaigeTurner: remind me to treat roberto cavalli like a complete and total stranger next time i see him on the street #mileycyrus more » cuteasabutton: OMG I remember Bata shoes. I wore them in primary school. I went to a catholic school where the uniform was bottle green dress with 2 brown stripes a... more » badmutha: In Communist Russia, shoes wear YOU! #ragtrade more » marshmallory: Lohan's idea of couture: taking the pants off one model and putting them on another model. Art imitates life! #lindsaylohan more » Island of Misfit Toys: I wonder if Linda got her $10,000 per day mandatory stipend? #lindsaylohan more » Bunsen Honeydew: Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning." Cool Lindsay, you know I probably couldn... more » Sanfo: The croc store is going to smell like a rubbery, rubbery hell. Why must they ruin the air quality?! WHY?! Edited: H&M, I'll resume my love affair wit... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Nora Ephron cracks me up. As I get older, I've noticed I can no longer wear H&M, Topshop etc. Cheap clothes look, well, cheap on me. #lindsaylohan more » sportz.star: After the Anna Sui mess -- those clothes were cute, but so poorly made as to be destroyed on the hangers before they could be purchased, I'm giving up... more » Penny: Has anyone seen the Ephron play? I'm going to be in the city next week and am trying to decide between that and Wishful Drinking. #lindsaylohan more » lilbobbytables: December 20th is my sister's wedding day. Which is pretty much the only event that could keep me from touching the Rodarte. #gettypic more » I, Zombie Normal: Photoshop Disasters posted another Ralph Lauren ad, much akin to the Filippa one. Who does their photoshopping, and where can I buy their drugs? more » Tchotchke: I hear you, Linda. I grew up in New Jersey and 30 miles away, there was this farm with chickens. And once, when I was six, my parents took me to a pet... more » -
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Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
- Today in pointless clothing lines of the stars: Miley Cyrus and Max Azria's Wal-Mart collection! The digs look well worth every penny of their sub-$20 price point. [Lucky]
- Now, even the Kings of Leon has one. [Blackbook]
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Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
- Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning." But she will be back in Paris for the next show! "It's already in January. I thought it was in March." January? January means couture.
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Karl Thinks Feminists Are "Ugly"; Posh Spice Gives Up On Armani
- For the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, the magazine interviewed Karl Lagerfeld, speaking as Coco Chanel. In character, the Grand Teuton shared such idiotic reflections as: "I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that." [FWD]
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All Points West: At Which Mischa Barton Wears A Truly Indescribable Dress
I have never been so glad not to have been at an event as I was looking at "Arizona Beverages & Music Unites All Points West" celebration at NYC's The Cooper Square Hotel. Five words: models, indie rockers, scenesters, hell. More » -
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Emma Says The Idea Of Namesake Scent Makes Her "Vomit"; Vivienne Proclaims "Dirt Is Patina"
- "I'm not a designer," says Emma Watson. "If someone asked me to do something that was beneficial to a cause, then maybe I'd consider it, but not just ‘Look at me! I've got my own line!'" And as for perfume:
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Naomi Campbell Sobers Up, Puts Down The Crack(Berry)
- Naomi Campbell: "Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I've finally come to realize that for me, it's all or nothing — and it has to be nothing." [E! Online]
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Navel Gazing
We've always assumed our navels are just for piercing, but Aki Sinkkonen has a new theory on the belly button: he believes that they served the evolutionary purpose of signaling fertility to potential mates. More » -
